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Boys Over Flowers 3

Well now that you said it, I'm totally gonna judge you. Kuroko's Basketball 38

And a brief raise for Ballad of Fallen Angels. As to be expected from the objectively best Bebop episode. (Pierrot le Fou is still my personal favorite, though.)

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Still not as stupid as Rebecca Sugar's current look.

Deeper than Evangelion.

TV-14 straight, actually. The TV-14LV was actually incorrect information for GITS, which was TV-14L. SPACE DANDY - I'll confess that when this episode premiered, I had my doubts about it, no thanks to Scarlet once again telling Dandy that he and his crew are the worst alien hunters and the first alternate universe Dandy crew being way too good at their job. But, as is natural for Dandy, it got leagues better by the end. And since we're back on the topic, here's a running roster of all Dandys to have appeared on Toonami thus far, with a few exceptions and errors. DANDYS VOICED BY IAN SINCLAIR: Dandy (OG Dandy) from Space Dandy, Daniela Carneros Jr. (Reporter Dandy) from Michiko & Hatchin ep 11, Prince Salva Enna Tibesti (Black Dandy) from Dimension W, Brook (Skeleton Dandy) from One Piece, Whis (Blue Dandy) from Dragon Ball Super, Kazuichi Banjou (Banjo Dandy) from Tokyo Ghoul, and Magna Swing (Virgin Street Punk Dandy) from Black Clover. DANDYS NOT VOICED BY IAN SINCLAIR: Bulat (Gay Dandy) from Akame ga KILL! and Zack Lowe (Young Dandy/Gay Dandy Jr.) from Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans. IAN SINCLAIR CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T EXACTLY DANDY: Akoz from Casshern Sins ep 3 and Nile Dok from Attack on Titan. NON-IAN SINCLAIR CHARACTER WHO SEEMS DANDY BUT ISN'T: Tubalcain "The Dandyman" Alhambra from Hellsing Ultimate. POSSIBLE ANCESTORS: Andy von de Oniyate from Cowboy Bebop ep 22 and Nagamitsu Sakanshogen from Samurai Champloo ep 8. GITS: SAC 2ND GIG - Another episode I barely paid attention to way back when - the only thing I distinctly remembered were Batou's uncensored S-bombs - and now that I've seen it for real, it was like I was watching it for the first time, it was so great.

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Boys Over Flowers 2

Whatever new manga are joining One Piece in the Big 3, they'll never own up to the positions Naruto and Bleach had when they were part of it.

Damn, Elfie wasn't kidding about being done with Black Clover, he didn't even give this thread the usual "Goo jah!" GIF. Makes me wonder, did he do that just to spite me? [nahhhhhh]

You sure they weren't referencing the volcano on Mars instead? DRAGONBALL SUPER - That's it, the frontdoor schedule officially needs to get their fucking shit together. They're lucky I had the right rating already recorded in my logbook... Shut up, Black and Zamasu. BLAKKAROT. So far this appears to be an even match. Only further proof that these damned DBZ villains get more overpowered as the series goes on. That face he's making is more Krillin than anything else. SENZU BEANS. Man these fuckers are incorrigible. Oh Pilaf Gang, you so ignorant. Like I said, multiverse theory is a bitch. Put him in... THE POD. You missed the part where he killed Chi-Chi and Goten for no reason. NO RAMEN FOR YOU. For god's sake Chi-Chi you need to learn how to be more patient. And lenient too, I guess. Even after accepting Goku's the stronger one, Vegeta really doesn't like other people bringing it up. "Oh fuck, it's Chi-Chi." Well she isn't wrong. She's so out of the loop she doesn't know there is a loop. TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND. Chi-Chi cares more about Goten's alternate universe death than she does her own. Here's your flowchart, Krillin. Easily the solution is to poison them. Or just use the Mafuba, that works too. Remember back when Master Roshi was a badass? Huh, so Piccolo knows it too? It really sucks to be Turtle this week. That poor, poor weathervane. And then Beerus learned to take responsibility. Yeah, you're damn right it was the biggest mistake of your life. DRAGONBALL Z KAI - MISTER SATAN! WE'RE SAVED! Dodging makes you strong, that's what Piccolo's been trying to tell us all these years. Oh shit, he's having a nicotine fit. When Mr. Satan sees an advantage, he grabs it and doesn't let go! Oh, so it was Majin Buu that caused his splitting headache. Quick, perform CPR on him! YOU WANNA PIECE OF THE WORLD CHAMP? Okay so he's still at least half in denial. NUUUUUUUUDGE. And he's doing that chest-banging thing again, I forget what that's supposed to mean. You mess with Satan, you mess with Buu. Even Vegeta is sick of Namek Time. BATTLE OF THE BUUS. Okay, I'll bite, what the hell even happened to Goku that made him like this? Two Buus is two too many for Vegeta. Oh, so the problem's just that he's alive. I know which Buu I'm rooting for in this fight. Do you? Vegeta has gone full meta. Don't be a stickler, Elder Kai, you know as well as I do that GT's been retconned. You gotta love these early-to-mid-'90s CGI light effects. Technically, it's New Namek, but you get the idea. Holy crap some of these Nameks are bigger than I remember. Finally, a good bait-and-switch for once! I'm liking Vegeta's plan already, though I'm surprised that Porunga can now bring back a bunch of people in one go. How repentant of him. Or maybe that "one person per wish" limitation's still in effect. OR MAYBE NOT. Shut up, Elder Kai, this is for the greater good. And he now responds to English too, good for us! MY HERO ACADEMIA - Fuck you small children and your ridiculous superpowers. Oh well, at least getting his ass beaten by them hasn't stopped our protagonist from keeping a positive attitude. Man, all these Porno Graffitti songs on my TV make me wish FMA hadn't just skipped straight to Ready Steady Go when it premiered. That is one bright baby. Hopefully the 20% aren't too bummed by being left out. Alright, so we've got strong dude, firefighter Spiderman, bishonen woodsman... Hey, what's wrong with being a fanboy? DYNAMIC ENTRY. FUCK YEAH IT'S MY GIANTESS WAIFU. Scratch that, make that everyone's giantess waifu. Sucks to be you, tree boy. Is it wrong that I think that conniving face makes her look even more attractive? REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "So he's like Asta only actually enjoyable instead of god-awful." It helps that he doesn't scream all of his sentences. It's spelled "Oridera", subtitlers. You crazy kids flaunt your powers way too much. BURRRRRRRN. Now that I pause and look at it, some of these powers (stretchy neck, stretchy nose, stretchy cowlicks, giant ears) are kinda lame. Fuck you middle school children, you're all worse than the kids from Asta's orphanage. And fuck you especially Bakugo, even Yuno at his dickiest was more likeable than you are right now. This guy doesn't look like he'll be important. And now it's time for Angel's boyfriend. Best soundbyte ever. I wanna punch Bakugo in his jerk face, I don't even care if I get burned in the process. He literally just told Deku to kill himself, this guy really deserves it now. MILF alert. PARTY HARD. All Might: the hero Final Destination 2 deserved. I'd tell this doctor to fuck off too, but he seems to know what he's talking about. To think that if foot fetishism was never a thing, this discovery might not have been as huge as it apparently is. Those are some giant tears he's got. Even his own mother lost hope in him, now that has got to suck. BELIEVE IN THE DEKU WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. He just had to run into the one villain that's sensitive to loud noises. This is too /d/ for me. ALL MIGHT! HE'S SAVED! That is the most American attack name ever. I love this guy, I can understand why Deku thinks he's the coolest. Definite fanboy. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Oh fuck he's dying isn't he." IT'S THE CURSE I TELL YA, THE CURSE! Fuck you, Bakugo's voice. The suspense in waiting for his answer is positively killing me, if that's even a thing. Holy shit, Bryce was in this episode, I'd better save this so I can thumb through it for his voice on the rewatch. Objectively better than Black Clover's first episode, though I personally think Asta's method of making up for his lack of powers (working out 24/7) is better than Deku's (having blind hope and ignoring those who shit-talk him). 8.5/10, hopefully Bakugo either dies or chills the fuck out. FLCL - So was there any reason why the rival baseball team Haruko was playing for had a bunch of LGBT guys on it? I love Canti's catching positions. DAT ASS. That egg scene was the first thing FLCL-related my uncle ever saw, all because he set things up to record GITS that week in spite of it being BK Have It Your Way night. Amarao's intro music seems awfully hardcore for him, but I love it regardless. Dammit Naota, can't you see he's just trying to help you? From the text to the technobabble, this observation scene is Eva as shit. I didn't even realize it was Haruko's baseball that even caused that problem with the satellite. I get what you're trying to make us think, but what's the "extra layer" really? FUCK YEAH THE PILLOWS. I'd have guessed the drummer would be the first to go grey, he always looked the oldest out of the three. Bah, Nostradamus predicted jack shit. Puns relating kissing to mice are surprisingly plentiful in Japan. Oh shit I never realized they animated the cat's balls. This black-and-white with the occasional red scene further proves that FLCL is really kino. Jeez, it's only been one month since the start of the show? World record holder for most sugar cubes held in one hand, ladies and gentlemen. And then he was let in on the conspiracy. Amarao doesn't like it when you speak of his eyebrows. I understand only about half of what Mamimi's ranting about. God I love clips of events played out of order. He doesn't want her help but he's got no choice left. FUCK YEAH CRAZY SUNSHINE. Mamimi's photobombing. I always thought this episode had too much blood to avoid a violence subrating the first time; glad to see they fixed it. You gotta love female nosebleeds. SOOOOOOO HYPE. With a show like this, comments are good but it's best to just let it wash over you. TWIST ENDING: they're prosthetic eyebrows. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - So we aren't doing a recap this time, we're just goin' straight into it. Jotaro, you so badass. And apparently no OP this time either. FLCL really takes a lot out of your timeslot, doesn't it. Remember to also take out the "rules on how to play stud poker" card. Avdol has a bad feeling about this. WTF I love poker now. This show is so educational, you wouldn't think it from first glance. He's here as a gamblin' man first, minion to DIO second. Shut up, Head. I need to learn how to play poker. Or at the very least, I need to start watching the World Series of Poker. Jotaro you're a madman. JOTARO YOU'RE A MADMAN. In other words, he doesn't know how to play the fiddle. Fuck you, small child. That's fucked up, D'Arby, if not improbable. CLEARLY HE NEEDS MORE CHIPS. See, I told you he had more chips. Hey, where'd the cigarette come from? Even the kid's poker face is starting to break. Wait, so the joker can stay in the deck? Mmm, blue drink. That tongue rolling, bah gawd. Talk about an absurdly high stakes game. He aged so many years in so little time, now that's losing your cool. Goes to show that ignorance is the key to victory. I missed what Polnareff said, I blame my DVR. For all other riffs, refer to the video below. Those are some ugly children you got, coffee lady. HUNTER x HUNTER - Screw you Illumi, nobody likes you and whatever the hell you did to Killua's mind. Dammit Killua, screaming won't work unless your name happens to be Asta. Meanwhile, Gon's date's still going surprisingly well. [ONE HOUR LATER] You had her at "breeding season". Is it wrong that I hate Illumi more than this rabbit douche? Wow, that is a beautiful flower, for as barren as it is when there aren't any fireflies. "Kite will be back in two days." Will he, Gon? Will he? Is it possible for Chimera Ants to get erections, because I think rabbit douche is on the verge of having one. Speaking of which, THIS KILLS THE LADYBONER. All the positive parts of his life are flashing before his yes. And then he pulled the mind control needle out of his N.O. portal and un-lobotomized himself, or something equally ridiculous-sounding for something so moving. Don't fuck with Killua when he's at 100%. In the end, it was his head that was taken off the body. So now that Killua's free, does that mean he has a shot at beating Shoot now? I'm sorry, but Cabela's will never not sound like an Italian restaurant to me. Okay, now it's time to save Gon from getting shanked by Palm. Which Gon is apparently doing himself through the power of calligraphy. I kinda like Palm with nice hair but the scary face. Oh that? He just lost his N.O. virginity, that's all. PALM RAAAAAAAAAGE. [cue Benny Hill theme song] Well that's one way to cut yourself. She's a kniiiiiiiife... Knifin arooooooooound... Oh hey, it's glasses dude. Thank god, they're making sure they're mentally ready to see Kite's corpse. This Palm is a cute. Well at least she's not strictly pedo (for now). STATUS: DUMPED. Luckyyyyy, he got the golden robot. Knuckle's gonna tax him some cheetah-men. Though considering how fast he is, there's definitely gonna be some difficulty. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: "Oh goddammit did I just get Knuckle killed." IT'S THE CURSE I TELL YA, THE CURSE! BLACK CLOVER - I browse 4chan's Toonami discussion every week, and I love that they made Yami the new drill sergeant guy that starts things off by yelling at Asta about how Demarco's screwing over their show. This dude looks like he's itching for revenge against somebody. MEANWHILE. I'm not sure if I can deal with the laughing that's obviously about to ensure. Huh, more silence than I expected. His determination is only making Mimosa even more aroused. Well at least the laughing was limited just to Noelle's bitch-ass siblings. "This ain't nothin'." It's official, this dude's the real Gaara knock-off. You fool, Asta's primary life goal is to fuck a nun, your "holy" water will only make him stronger! WE DUAL-WIELDING NOW. Even Captain Rat-tail has standards, it seems. If that's a reminder not to fuck with him, I don't know what is. You're surprisingly cool dudes, fire guys. As to be expected of Mimosa's near-immediate family. Yuno is Asta's "blue oni" rival, that makes Leo his "red oni" rival. Brown girl is the best. Fuck you, Noelle's family. Looks like we know where she got the "insect" nickname for Asta from. And then it was "A Song of Ice and Fire", literally! Even Asta can feel it, that just means they're super-strong. They were so busy arguing over class differences that they didn't even notice there's a frickin' zombie apocalypse happening outside. Okay, now this dude just wants to watch the world burn. Edgiest villain yet, right here. Maybe that's the reason why he was booted out of town? They're zombies, fellas, haven't you seen Night of the Living Dead, or at least Dawn of the Dead? It's a real thriller here in these streets. STONE DIORAMA NO JUTSU. Just when ripping off Naruto seemed like enough, now they've gone and ripped off Bleach. Because if anyone knows loud, it's Asta. They're just team-based arrangements, but at least Noelle doesn't have to go with her siblings. Holy shit Charmy's there and she knew about the room this whole time. Wow, she actually looks older when out of constant foodgasm mode. Never fear, stupid hair squad is here! Okay, so apparently everyone here has never even thought to consider that the dead would come back to life, even as brainless husks of their former selves. This guy's favorite type of person to kill is the kind who never sees it coming, age and gender notwithstanding. ASTA! SHE'S SAVED! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - "Where'd that white guy go?" Unfortunate moments in dubbing history. Oh hey, there's actual buildings on top of Mt. Hokage now. Sai? Wanting to talk? Things must be serious, then. At least Naruto gets to sleep indoors. I don't think Angel's gonna get enough of watching Naruto get beat up by Karui. "Wasn't Kakashi with him?" Kakashi and Yamato. IF ONLY KIRCHEIS LADY TSUNADE WERE HERE. In the end, it was Sakura who had the true hard-on for Sasuke. I recognize that crying screencap! It's easy to forget that Ino also had a crush on Sasuke. Well Naruto is the main character, it makes sense to rely on him. Note that he said "stop" Sasuke, not necessarily "kill" him. It's all an endless cycle of vengeance, isn't it. She'll need about four to six hours to think about it. "He's willing to go that far?" Well it is Naruto. WHAT A DRAG COUNT: 1. That's true, you did cause him a lot of pain, and in more ways than the one you're referring to. At first I disliked the muffintop too, but now it's become as natural as watching Toonami on a Sunday morning. Meanwhile, more politics! That's true, there are no Cloud Akatsuki. I had a feeling Mifune would use that broken desk as an argument against the Raikage. Also good points against everyone else. It ain't Naruto unless someone, somewhere is using a visual jutsu. If Steve Blum says it, it must be true! Oh, so that eye really is a Byakugan, I thought I misheard what he really said as that, it's nice to see I wasn't hearing crazy or anything. Stupid sexy Zetsu... KILL WHITEY. If only you knew what Sasuke learned after killing Itachi that day, Naruto. SUDDENLY MADARA. Dandy and GITS comments coming tomorrow, if not later this week. [cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut]

I prefer to use the search bar myself. :3

Is that white background supposed to mean it's spoiler text, because it's not working if it is.

And here I thought he couldn't be any more of a [REDACTED].

Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online 5

Tonight on Toonami, Trunks loses his cool so hard he gains an entirely new Super Saiyan form out of it, Mr. Satan steps in to distract Buu so Goku has more time to gather his strength, in a world full of superpowered individuals a young boy wants to join the growing influx of heroes in spite of having no powers at all (sound familiar?), Naota's relationship with Haruko takes a dark turn when she starts coming onto his father, Jotaro plays the most dangerous game of poker in his life and the stakes only keep getting higher, Killua tries to succeed where he failed in his fight with Shoot as he now fights a leveled-up Rammot, how much lower can Black Clover go after this most recent schedule change?, Sai somehow convinces Sakura to head to the Five Kage Summit thus setting the stage for another impromptu Team 7 reunion, Dandy's attempts at searching for success elsewhere lead him to discover how much of a loser he really is compared to his many alternate universe counterparts, I DON'T FEEL A THING AND I STOPPED REMEMBERING, and Section 9 drops into Dejima to deliver their share of plutonium to the UN as the refugees continue their assault against the SDF. 10:30 - Dragonball Super #62 - I Will Defend the World! Trunks' Furious Burst of Super Power!! - TV-14V 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #161 - An Inspired Strategy: Make Two Wishes Come True! - TV-14LV 11:30 - My Hero Academia #1 - Izuku Midoriya: Origin - TV-14 12:00 - FLCL #4 - Full Swing - TV-14DSV 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #35 - D'Arby the Gambler, Part 2 - TV-14L 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #94 - Friend and Journey - TV-14 1:30 - Black Clover #21 - Capital Riot - TV-PG 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #201 - A Painful Decision - TV-PGLV 2:30 - Space Dandy #14 - I Can't Be the Only One, Baby - TV-14DLS 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #5 - Ballad of Fallen Angels - TV-MALSV 3:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #24 - NUCLEAR POWER - TV-14LV

This is how to properly react to Mimosa crushing on Asta. This is not how to properly react to Mimosa crushing on Asta. Never riff in anger; it could save your life!

It's probably "confusing" in that it wouldn't be something Toonami would normally air. Remember, the lack of good action anime (in his eyes) and long-running shonen (that he wants) are the reasons Demarco is even branching out to begin with.

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Some delayed comments. The power to magically summon glass to shank people with. Alternately, bartending. That's nothin', my cat is 15 years old, and she's somehow still kicking. Also, in regards to Naruto, I'll admit that the Raikage handled Naruto's interference in his travel to the summit site in a much more civil manner than I would have expected. He let him speak, he responded to his plea with silence at best and a reaffirmation that he will kill Sasuke at worst, and even stepped around him as opposed to pushing him aside when he tried to block him. That man has more patience with Naruto than Karui could ever stand to have, and this is the same man who punched a hole in the table when one of the other Kage brought up his brother getting kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Respect.

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Dorei-ku the Animation 4

They'll probably either premiere it without a primer, or just not air it at all.