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PokeNirvash

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  1. Tonight on Toonami, Gohan and Piccolo find themselves dealing with a sniper from Universe 2, the Vanguard Action Squad's attack on the U.A. summer training camp concludes but not without confrontation by what's left of Deku's squad, a group of precocious children discover the horrifying truth behind their orphanage's adoption process, Kirito and Eugeo try to free themselves from Alice Synthesis 30's custody, Josuke encounters a man with a building for a STAND - the first of several enemy encounters occurring over a single day, the aftermath of the battle against the Diamond Kingdom/Midnight Sun/Queen of Witches finally draws to a close, Boruto learns more about the Hidden Mist Village's seedy underbelly as he settles into his 2AM demotion, Naruto takes another crack at confronting his dark side at the Waterfall of Truth, Killua returns home to visit his most reclusive sibling while Pariston wrests control of the election's guidelines from Ging, and Mikasa demonstrates why she's better than the rest of the cadets could ever hope to be. 11:00 - Dragonball Super #106 - Find Them Out! Deathmatch with a Furtive Attacker! - TV-14LV 11:30 - My Hero Academia #45 - What a Twist! - TV-14LV 12:00 - The Promised Neverland #1 - 121045 - TV-14V 12:30 - Sword Art Online: Alicization #11 - Central Cathedral - TV-PGLV 1:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable #31 - July 15th (Thurs), Part 1 - TV-14LV 1:30 - Black Clover #65 - I'm Home - TV-PG 2:00 - Boruto: Naruto Next Generations #26 - The Mizukage's Successor - TV-PGLV 2:30 - Naruto Shippuden #245 - The Next Challenge! Naruto vs. Nine Tails!! - TV-PGL 3:00 - Hunter x Hunter #138 - Request and Wish - TV-14LV 3:30 - Attack on Titan #7 - Small Blade: The Struggle for Trost, Part 3 - TV-14V I think M. Night Shyamalan's gonna sue somebody.
  2. Chaika: The Coffin Princess: Avenging Battle 8
  3. I'll need to start coming up with anime ideas that can fit into less than 12 episodes.
  4. 9anime and AnimeTwist, if you're in that sort of mood. But seriously dude, if you want to avoid any more hentai ads and malware scares, just install Adblock.
  5. Run with the Wind 4
  6. Raios and Humbert, but you probably forgot them the moment you moved onto this part of the sentence. If I were you, I'd just call them Ketchup and Mustard, after their uniform colors.
  7. Saturday night was a blessing and a curse.
  8. I'd say "rape night" is more accurate >Master Roshi almost pounces on a girl and scares her off the tournament floor >Boruto gets kabedon'd in an alley by a creepy sharktooth man >Toga gets uncomfortably close to Uraraka and Tsuyu >SAO, nuff said >Kira almost chokes Shinobu, who's probably horny enough to want to get manhandled >Witch Queen Jamie Marchi violates Asta's mind with her bloodbending >Hisoka returns >Naruto drops the E and makes it about rap >Eren and Mikasa kill a trio of would-be rapists You've also got the cat subcategory, between Stray Cat and the Red Thread of Fate and maybe Tiger Guy from the Zodiacs.
  9. Or Durarara!! It did terrible ratings in the last year of ACTN's existence, but I'd be lying if I said watching it week by week with a crowd more accepting of the second half than the anime blog made up of people from OA wasn't a damn good time.
  10. Nope. Credits listed Marc as Ging. Apparently he was only replaced as Kayaba in SAO.
  11. DRAGONBALL SUPER - A counter for the remaining competitors overall would be useful, come to think of it. Of course Roshi would like a girl with an oversized mallet. Who was that water guy again? Oh no, seductive poses! Why does Krillin even try tempting fate? GRIPPING. I take it that means his pervy act a minute ago was just a fake-out (mostly). "I've seen enough SAO to know what's gonna happen next!" Not even Krillin is sure if Roshi planned that. Oh hey, another female competitor. Those are some serious yaoi hands she's got. If she were a guy, I'd be calling this edgy right about now. Whatever's in that jar, I bet it goes against tournament regulations. Oh yeah, the Mafuba. Her screams of horror are giving me a feeling so complicated. A literal game of cat-and-mouse. IT IS FUN SO IT IS ALLOWED. Oh hey, it's the spy guy. BIIIIIIIRDMAN! Raise a glass for the first noitaminA show on Toonami. [beer icon] "It's talon time!" sounds like a corny catchphrase 4Kids would've thought up. I like Beerus obviously rooting for Roshi. And then he was Thunderchicken. [taxi driver pulls over and shouts "Daaaaaaaaamn!"] Meanwhile, Goku's getting tentacle raped. I'm expecting a Hypnosis Punch in the next minute or two. THUNDERCHICKEN KNEE! The sunglasses are off, shit just got real. You can't go wrong with a good Kamehame-ha. Hmm, so third-party teleportation can undo the effects of the Mafuba, apparently. AND HE'S DOWN! Dammit Goku, just check his pulse normally. Though I guess your CPR did do some good. "Oh, what a relief it is..." And that's how he earned Beerus's respect. Friendly reminder to not let Yami anywhere near a Five Below. BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS - The current Daimyo's looking pretty cool; I like the hat and coat especially. Iruka's voice is sounding better now, though it's still weird compared to his original. Practicing your jazz hands, hmmmmmm? Naruto's somehow both mature and immature in this scene, and I'm not sure how he's doing that. Well this definitely doesn't foreshadow my Pierrot-animated fake anime or anything. OTN mask kid sounds a little like Shinji. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. Not as obviously Shinji as Inojin, though. Dammit, here I was thinking Sarada would volunteer herself. No one cares what you think, Boruto. WHAT A DRAG COUNT: 1. Not as long a monologue as I was hoping/expecting, but it works for me. Ninja card games are serious business. As long as he brings the right things too, I don't see any problem with him bringing the "wrong". LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS and BOATS BOATS BOATS, all in the same episode. Metal inherited his father's sensei's tendency to get easily seasick. Speak of the blonde devil, and he shall appear. She's an Uchiha, she can't help if she's a little high-strung. And that's why they idolize each other's dads. I can understand these two being friends more than I can their dads. I kinda wanna play Ninja Uno now. SWOOSH. More jazz hands. And that's why it's named the way it is. All these selfie cameras are making me never want to go to Universal Studios. Amazing how much things change in 15 years, right? Bryce's voice, a sword, and underage girls swooning over him? I hereby christen this guy, "Pinkeye Kirito". I like how Chocho's considering personality in her men now, after seeing Sasuke's jackassery first hand. Forget Golden Shiny Ninja Uno, gimme one of those Golden Shiny Zabuza swords. And this is one of the reasons why Yuuki wasn't in the harem. "I just hope their stupidity doesn't rub off on him." I dunno, this is Pinkeye Kirito we're talking about. Ray Chase's character confronting street punks? Now that definitely has nothing to do with Kinky Kunoichi. This dude's hair looks too sexy for someone like him. He's gonna eat those eyes. MY HERO ACADEMIA - Parasyte Dandy really is one of the more underrated students. A bird with human teeth just doesn't look right. Thank god he's got a healing factor. Okay, so it wasn't the villains' fault. I say leave it to Parasyte Dandy, he sounds like he knows what he's doing. Meanwhile, those teeth-blades continue to look downright wrong. I love these chibi pictographs. "Kacchan" is Bakugo's trigger. Bakugo, you're such a sadist, especially since the one you're letting get beat up looks like a gimp. [girlish squeal] What an underrated friendship these two have. I'm a little surprised Bakugo isn't protesting about being stuck in the "damsel in potential distress" though, but even so, man am I loving his quiet questioning reactions. Nevermind, it was a delayed protest. But he's still rolling with it, so apparently he's got some gratefulness under his 99% ungrateful bastard body mass. So does this promo clip take place before or after the rape? I'm only asking 'cause he's shirtless both there and here. Finally we get to what's happening with these two. I'm a little disappointed we aren't getting the moment they first encountered Toga, but I can understand why they excluded it. Still love that mask more than she does. I'm pretty sure he meant both. Ew, tongue blood. Oh boy, I'm getting that feeling so complicated again. FUCK YEAH MARTIAL ARTS. It's moments like this that make me glad I have a different harem for my murder waifus than I do my regular waifus. As said in the Virgin Deku vs. Chad Asta meme, Deku attracts the mentally unstable. Whenever Bakugo isn't on screen, people should be asking, "Where's Bakugo?" That dramatically fun musical sting. MAGICIAN VILLAIN! Who is that guy with Todoroki, anyways? YOU NEVER TOLD ME THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE! Twice is totally Anime Deadpool. Aoyama, you pussy. Ah, that other one was a Nomu. MOMO TOTALLY JOBBED. Why's her arm merged to his? It was his quirk, that was a quick answer. TWISTY ARMS. His quirk is looking more like a ninja turtle than Stain. Deku's still high on adrenaline. Toga is easily my cutest murder waifu. (Don't tell Shizuku or Nena.) SWORD RAPE ONLINE: ALICIZATION - I'm a little disappointed that green-suited guy didn't have any dialogue last week. Eugeo Zexal is the protagonist this week, hope you like it for at least the first half-hour. I can't take these douches seriously with these condiment-colored uniforms. If there's someone who knows egos, it's Kirito. Check out the balls on this kid, no homo. [action goes on, commentary goes off] I don't think circuses really employ swordsmen outside of potential bodyguarding duties and gimmick juggling. Of fucking course Kirito would go for the black custom uniform. I can't believe that "stay cool" will ever replace "goodbye". "And by 'we', I mean 'us'." So the royal we is a thing in this world, huh... Way to take charge over his Gary Stuness, Eugeo. As they say, there's a loophole for everything. Frog. Eugeo's the one talking, and yet I'm watching Kirito's mouth speak words none of us can hear. Curse you, classism! And now for some #MeToo allegoricals that make what's to come, censorship or no censorship, all the more hypocritical. "There's a phrase in the sacred tongue which comes to mind, which I conveniently just forgot." Nobless Oblige, you say? Dear god, even their bathrobes are ketchup-and-mustard themed. I bet one of those "perverse orders" was using her as a footstool. From the sound of it, he must've ordered her to jack him off, that's way worse. Excellent deductive work there, Kirito. This girl's got it bad for him. You could always divorce him, though I'm assuming that's against the law where you're from. She's got it really bad. [insert lunch break here] "It was a dark and stormy night, and just like the TV rating you see in the upper left-hand corner of your screen, it was all downhill from there." Nothing to see here, just two bros polishing their swords out in the open together. You should know Kirito doesn't listen to reason, he stopped doing that after he put the Nerve Gear back on the first time. Those are the eyes of a girl who's seen some shit. Blowjobs. Nothing to see here either, just two douchebags drinking wine and inhaling incense as douchebags do. Eugh, that lip lick. These two still look like they belong on a restaurant table. All I'll say here is, my three years of following Jam-Orbital on DeviantArt have ruined run-of-the-mill bondage and gags for me, so don't expect me to get excited any about the pre-game. Oh good, they didn't cut the stage dive. Now that I'm actually seeing it for myself, I think Turner S&P handled toning down the raping very well. I could've done without Tokoyami's quirk censoring Eugeo's eye and Humbert's arm stump bleeding, but seeing as this only first aired four months ago, I can't really fault them more than I should fault the Tokyo Air Check. Not only did he sexually assault a girl, but he won't even stop his friend from bleeding out, Rapist Steve Staley is a true man's brown Starburst. I can't believe I'm saying this (actually, yes I can), but FUCK YEAH KIRITO! Hey, remember when Terry Crews sang a Vanessa Carlton song in White Chicks? Kirito's met rapists more likeable than him. I literally just did an OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at that burn like I was laying witness to a really good rap battle. And then his sword became part-lightsaber because he's Kirito, beeyotch. Literally Jedi vs. Sith. Now that's a rapeface. Both arms at the same time, just gone. "My arms, my swordcraft!" I officially apologize for my "overkill" comment earlier, this totally earned that graphic violence rating even with the convenient black shadows. Not even Sugo was this pathetic when Kirito got the best of him. And then he glitched out like a Toonami bumper during Intruder II. He might not have paid for his crimes, but he's dead, and that's fine by the rest of us. You gotta love Dark Shadow and the ways in which he works. NOT NOW, DR. MANHATTAN. All that's left is to ditch the body. That bedroom looks more like a prison than a regular bedroom, and I'm honestly not sure which one it is between the two. "I can see!" Okay, so prison it was. Thanks for the kind words, dorm mother. Welp, you found Alice, that takes care of your long-term goal. Next step: let's see if that personality death can be reversed! Holy crap, did they seriously say "goddamn" in a goddamn commercial!? As they say, two steps back, one step forward. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DEATHSLOT IS AVOIDABLE - And now for the adventures of a more likeable villain than the Ketchup Rapist. (Yes, I'm calling him that from now on.) Those are some tacky-looking shoes for a boring office worker. "Urge to kill... rising..." Oh, so it's not their cat. Are they trying to make this cat look sexy, 'cause it sure sounds like they are. I don't think that's how trying to approach a strange cat works, Shinobu. BACK UP DAT ASS. That cat smoked when it was a teen and it paid the price dearly. At least Kira knows how to ditch a dead body without resorting to explosives. Sure is raining a lot this wee-and it stopped. So this is how reincarnation in the JoJoverse works. Freaky. I love the narrator transcribing the cat-flower's thoughts into human English. Gross means different things to different people: to some, it's sexual assault of anime girls; to others, it's graphically losing a toenail. (But objectively, they're both gross. ) Dead bird. THE FLOWER IS A STAND. Oh hey, cacti. STANDs work in mysterious ways, Kira. Ways no rational human being could ever imagine them working... I like that Kira thinks of Jotaro as a more important threat than Josuke, the true protagonist of this part. A dud!? Welp, she's dead. A serial killer with a hand fetish facing off with a cat reincarnated as a flower that can destroy objects with air bubbles, only in JoJo! You now have TrigunBebop's attention. NO NOT THE CACTI! That there's what we call non-fetishistic love, Kira. SHIT COUNT: 3. GAH MY SEXY ARM! Thanks, custom-colored golf ball. Y'all just realized you inadvertently spoiled the big reveal in quick-cut compilation, right? This lady has it super bad for him. Mushrooms really aren't that bad once you give them a chance, though I'd be more averse to button than shiitake. MWAHHH. This young child has way too much time on his tiny hands. Careful, he may have booby-trapped the room with small bombs. This is one surprisingly sturdy attic floor. It is a plant, just no plant you've ever seen before. AIR CUFFS. "Inflatable shackles", that's a phrase I didn't know I needed to hear today. You may have gotten away, but you're already under his suspicion. Probably. BLACK CLOVER - Huh, I didn't notice the ground around him dying as his devil power activated. Even the narrator sounds surprised at this development. These are some strange technical difficulties I'm experiencing right now. I find myself wanting to talk about them more than the actual show. She gained the dubious honor of being one of the less one-dimensional members of the Black Bulls. Being a sexy drunk witch has its perks. They can't hear you, Loli!Vanessa. I'll say it again, the Witch Queen would be way sexier if she didn't have her hair done up inside that gaudy hat. This takes imaginary friends to a whole new level. IT'S A MAN, BABY! Life's tough with a penis. I just realized how similar Yami looks like Guts in this flashback. FREEEEEDOOOOOOM! That hairy guy in the back will be important later. In a way, friendship is magic, but only when you're a first- or second-party observer. What an unfortunate hypothetical flash-forward. It's cat mascot debut night on Toonami! That cat's gonna eat your birds, witch lady. It's a delayed effect, just watch. Welp, that's a beheading. Or not. Thanks, time repeat magic. Doesn't feel so good to have your agenda foiled, does it, Jamie Marchi? Harmless and unstoppable, that's the best kind of trait combo. Welp, now she's possessed. I can't help but imagine this whole arc as some sort of metaphor for what's going on at FUNimation. The hat's off, so now to wait for the hair to come down. You can really feel the devastation on her face. "Sakyiwaa Baah" is now my favorite literally who voice actress name. HUNTER x HUNTER - Well these fellows sure look varying degrees of gimmicky. Bunny girl is the cutest, though bird and dog girl are fine too. So that explains why the dog girl has a weird nose. That's because Ging is special. FUCK YEAH NEW FULL OPENING. Hisoka's back, baby. Five seconds in, and the huge crying guy is already starting to bother me. Ging takes offense to that. I'm honestly disappointed that Vic isn't voicing blonde rat man; he'd be perfect for the role. Okay, maybe I'm not so attracted to bird girl anymore. I don't blame any of them for going all scary glowing red eyes on him. I didn't notice cow guy had a beard. Literally tenfold. Knowing how neglectful Ging is of his son, I don't blame them for refusing to vote for him either. At least he has faith in Gon's will to live. I only understood half of what she meant. Such nervosity. This would be a good opportunity for Piccolo to yell "DOOOOOOOOODGE!" at them. KEIKAKU DOORI. I could practice for years, but I don't think I could ever get a read on that Ging guy. That magnificent bastard, he predicted everything. I agree with Piyon as the dark horse, who wouldn't want to cast a vote for the cute bunnygirl? A magnificent bastard, indeed. Not how I expected her name to be pronounced. LET THE VOTING BEGIN! Ditto for the cameos of characters we forgot about, apparently. Hisoka wants to "put it in". What a troll, that magic man. In the end, he abstains. It's nice to see Bisky's still alive, but I can't help but wonder what her dressing in black is about. Mourning Netero, maybe? (And I'm surprised those two guys in back survived Greed Island.) I recognize that rattling noise! I sense powerful bribery at work. People actually voted for Gon, Hisoka, and a literal dead man. Oh Ging, you manchild you. And here's where Hisoka starts to regret not getting himself involved in the Chimera Ant arc. I still don't trust their Cylon mother. REPLY TO ANGEL: "Wait that's a boy?" You should know by now that Killua's younger siblings are shockingly effeminate. God this is a great song. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - I understand how tragic this backstory's supposed to be and all, but I just can't get my mind off of how fucked up the Third Raikage's eyes look. Even compared to the larger-than-average canine teeth, they come off as really weird.
  12. I assume those 2.5 minutes were mostly gratuitous because the edited version felt like nothing was cut at all. I don't even know why I doubted Toonami on this one.
  13. There's a reason I made "SAO rapist stunt casting" an unofficial meme. Between Vic as the slug, Todd as Oberon, JYB as Kyoji, and Staley as Raios, I'm convinced putting an industry veteran in the role of a rapist is an SAO dub tradition. At the very least, it makes for great outtakes, like when JYB portrayed Kyoji as a rabid Michelle Ruff fanboy who really wanted an autograph. At the absolute most, you have cases like Vic not knowing the slug was a rapist until he got in the booth to record and was too ashamed to look Cherami Leigh in the face for the rest of the day. Using dark shadows to censor bloodier-than-average content on UHF stations is par for the course in Japan, so I'm guessing that was there before Crunchyroll got their mitts on it. Chris Hackney, best known to us Toonamiites as Illumi (Killua's oldest brother) in Hunter x Hunter.
  14. I've grown very fond of this one after watching Baby Driver.
  15. Hmm. So this is what I get for being generally indifferent to these sorts of things. A downvote from TG in my update thread, and a disagreement from you here. Two things that could've easily been avoided had Demarco just kept his mouth shut instead of saying "yep, we're definitely gonna censor it", thus robbing me of any and all reason to bitch about it in the first place. Then again, these are the same people that managed to pare down the bath scene from KLK 16 without making any plot holes in the process (especially with the trade-off of all following episodes being mostly uncensored), so I guess I can trust them to handle the one sexual assault scene that the original writer himself is personally ashamed of with as much tact as a standards & practices board like Turner's can for a franchise as infamous with rape as SAO.
  16. The American equivalent of using his "stage dive" as promotional material for the light novels/DVDs/what have you.
  17. In the present context, I meant. (Also, when did they air Trinity Blood at 5 in the morning?)
  18. I'd replace 6AM with 5AM, since 5 to 6 is a transition hour back to Cartoon Network. There's a reason they aired PG episodes of Aqua Teen to finish off Coin Hunt in 2015, and why the 5AM episode of Gemusetto Machu Picchu wasn't MA like the rest this year.
  19. I can't say, but whatever the case, Bandai getting on [as]'s ass for such an unprecedented, not to mention extreme, demotion likely had the biggest impact on reinstating the premieres to an earlier time.
  20. Tonight, on a very special episode of Sword Art Online: Alicization... Or it would be, if Demarco and his decrepit goon squad at Turner S&P weren't going to butcher the fuck out of it. Now, I'm sure the announcement that the "main event" will be "heavily edited" is a good thing to you all, but I just don't think it's right for it to be pared down any more than it was for the initial simulcast months ago, especially with a rating that implies that if anything, it's going to be more uncut than it was back then. I won't stop watching Toonami because of this stupidity - hell, I'm literally the only one who held out hope that [as] would air the last 16 episodes of Moribito after putting premieres on indefinite hiatus for months - but thanks to this, I've lost a little bit of respect for the block as a more adult-oriented revival, and their unworthy commander-in-chief as a person especially. Eat shit, Demarco. In less gross problematic frontiers, one of the 4th Universe's more attractive fighters puts Roshi's recent resistance to feminine wiles to the test, Boruto and his classmates go on a field trip to the Land of Water, Deku and Parasyte Dandy team up to get Tokoyami's quirk under control, Eugeo finds himself at increasing odds with the douchey guys who wrecked Kirito's garden (leading to... y'know), Kira finds himself at odds with a rather catty STAND, the Witch Queen's sudden but inevitable betrayal makes Vanessa finally snap, Ging and the other Zodiacs begin proceedings surrounding the election of the new Hunter Association chairman, Naruto learns about Bee's past courtesy of Motoi, and if only any of the females in SAO had even a tiny portion of the guts that Mikasa has. 11:00 - Dragonball Super #105 - A Valiant Fight! Master Roshi's Blaze of Glory!! - TV-14L 11:30 - Boruto: Naruto Next Generations #25 - The Turbulent Field Trip - TV-PG 12:00 - My Hero Academia #44 - Roaring Upheaval - TV-14LV 12:30 - Sword Art Online: Alicization #9 - Nobleman's Obligations - TV-PGDLV 1:00 - Sword Art Online: Alicization #10 - Taboo Index - TV-MASV **coughoverkillcough** 1:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable #30 - Cats Love Yoshikage Kira - TV-MAV 2:00 - Black Clover #64 - The Red Thread of Fate - TV-14V 2:30 - Hunter x Hunter #137 - Debate Among Zodiacs - TV-14L 3:00 - Naruto Shippuden #244 - Killer Bee and Motoi - TV-14V 3:30 - Attack on Titan #6 - The World the Girl Saw: The Struggle for Trost, Part 2 - TV-14DLV [gill/simonet 2020]
  21. Wasn't there a campaign on the ASMB to send old pizza boxes to Williams Street in protest to the 5AM deathslotting of Geass?
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