PokeNirvash

Just as [adult swim] programming continues to encroach on Demarco's shit taste.

Day of posting, not day of viewing, you sarcastic bastard.

Well the show does have the word "Bizarre" in the title.

Oh, I also realized, based on tentative end dates, after JoJo ends, HxH has only two episodes left, so maybe they moved it down so they could do a double-up for the finale?

JoJo doesn't deserve this. Rohan, maybe, but not JoJo. But hey, on the upside, the best premiere is saved for last! And at least the CloverCHADs will be happy at their show getting re-promoted.

TOONAMI IS A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY SATURDAYS NOW BELONG TO GEEMU SETTO MACHU PICCHU

If there's something Toonami that should be forgotten, I have four words: Sand Whale and Me.

That Shigaraki Predator. "Man are you one ugly-looking motherfucker."

I didn't know Bakugodzilla was a sequel to Mothdoriya.

Does that make Koichi Sandy? Also, a (fake) sneak peek at the new MHA movie:

Dude, it's JoJo. It's best to just accept these obvious violations of real-world physics as they come. Though I will say that this "No Just No" moment is a lot more reasonable than your desperate claim that there being more than one STAND arrow is downright impossible. DRAGONBALL SUPER - I can't believe how accustomed to this dubbed OP I've grown. Purple guy vs. purple guy. I unironically love the obvious black guy voices some of the 11th Universe guys have. Stupid DVR glitching... Okay, maybe it's just the feed that screwed up there for a moment. "It appears your confidence... isn't a weakness after all..." Ah, so they're aware of the similarity in character design. Hit looked awfully silly being struck down by that second blow. Leave it to El Grande Padre to pull new features out his omnipotent rear end. You can never get a read on that Jiren guy. So the solution is to fight quietly; easier said than done. BRING ME MY VUVUZELA. Getting used to attacks beyond regular speed, as to be expected from Purple Jotaro. IT'S A TRAP! I feel like you could've said a better one-liner there, but then again, snappy one-liners aren't really Jotaro's specialty. I'm still not sure if that black Tropical Cop is an effeminate-looking fat dude or a masculine-looking fat woman. Welp, so much for another elimination. He actually has a vuvuzela. Hit was having trouble against just Dyspo, so another opponent is easily more troublesome for him. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Oh hai SSG Goku. He looks appropriately aged at a distance in this form. "I've got my own Trix, silly rabbit." This dub, man. Apparently my dad was saying the Team Rocket motto in the other room and I thought he was quoting "Don't Stop Me Now". That's what I get for watching an episode about characters moving super fast. "I made the donuts." And now he's got the upper hand again. It ain't surrender if you retreat. RETREAD DENIED. Oh, Matt Mercer, you and your corny one-liners. BAIYEEEEEE. "Justice waits for no-" "DIABEETUS." BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS - Oh Shino, why do you even try. She's gonna be the first female Uchiha Hokage, how progressive of her. Plus she also saw real combat, nothing like you'd ever be able to comprehend. LOOK INTO MY SPECIAL EYES BORUTO. Mitsuki totally ships dat. No one wants to graffiti Hokage Rock with the Uzumakis. "The Evil Sarada," how very Uchiha of her. You suck, Sakura. Leave it to the Land of Lightning to have a bomb-ass entrance. And there's Jaden Smith as his associate. Nice facial hair, Chojuro. Kurotsuchiiiiii. There's a theory that Kurotsuchi is Metal's secret mother, but with him calling her "big sis", I'm unsure what to think. My dad mistook Metal for his dad, which makes sense since he quit Naruto after the postal ninjas happened. Whatever you're looking for, it's probably in one of the bottom boxes. Finally, they can replace that picture from his terrorist cell days. So this means Boruto and his friends are all the Narutoverse equivalent of Baby Boomers? PROPORTIONS. Again, Konohamaru grew up surprisingly attractive. And thus another rivalry has formed. "Of course, #MeToo!" Chocho's too lax to worry about stuff like that. How foreboding. Oh yeah, another spoiler, Zetsu was affiliated with the final boss. Dang, the Second Hokage's rock face didn't age well, or maybe it knows an Uchiha's looking at it and is grimacing at it on purpose. And now they know why Goku's still the main character and not Gohan like it should be. Don't make me question my own abundance of free time, Sarada. Boruto you dick. And then your equivalent to the Vietnam War happens, and you're left questioning whether the draft was a good idea or not. LEAVE IT TO BORUTO. There was only enough time and paint for Naruto's face, but it was enough. It's best if you don't know who invented that jutsu. Huh, so Laserwolf finally got made. About time. MY HERO ACADEMIA - Odd Future is the definition of a song that grows on you the more you listen to it. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. The power may still be at 100%, but his motivation is 1M%. Shigaraki would be terrifying if he was dropped into the world of SAO. RAPE ME TOGA. Oh Bakugo, even pictures of you are unpleasant to look at. Good job, lad, now let's get you a sling for that arm. I'm not sure if it's sweet or concerning that he included Uraraka among the potential targets. Deku avoided kicking for a reason, that proves the detractors are speaking nonsense. What the hell are you talking about Monoma. Oh hey, he managed to dodge. And then he was mud. This dude's voice is higher than I expected it to be. At least, half his voice is. [RAISE MIDDLE FINGER] You're a good man, Aizawa, even if you take things a little far sometimes. We now return you to Tranny Fighting League, already in progress. MY SWORDS! Oh wow, there's a lot of stuff going on. I wonder what the stories behind Tokoyami and Ochaco/Tsuyu's deals are. Seriously, Japan needs to accept that killing someone in self-defense isn't as worthy of jail time as their supposedly squeaky-clean society thinks it is. A man in a gas mask and S&M gear dancing to lo-fi chill-out music. I'd say [as] knows how to market to me, if my placement on the Kinsey scale was higher than 0.5. It's amazing how much Kota's grown in these past handful of episodes. He's only more powerful when he's crazy enough to break his limbs. You're surprisingly decent for letting him live, Versace. CAT K-O. "Kaachan, you should avoid combat and stick to a group." For what it's worth, he's got one of those tips down. Your hateboner for Deku is concerningly huge, Bakugo, maybe you wanna tone it down? Oh, so those weird blades are his teeth. That's... gross disturbing. I like how passionate and simplistic this Tetsutetsu guy is. She's getting wet! OH SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN! You fool, bullets can't pierce steel skin! IT'S MY ASTHMA! Terminator vs. Jin-Roh. Aw shit, he cracked. God I hate this gasmasked douchebag, he's even worse than Kota pre-character development. So you were probably bullied in high school, so what? Yaoi hands save the day! PLUS ULTRA!!! Thank god he's unconscious now. Thanks, Parasyte Dandy. That's right, the bird boy has teeth. SWORD ART ONLINE: ALICIZATION - And so we return to Virtual Land, where we worry more about unlikable characters than nonsensical plots. I take it that's what the Carole and Tuesday character profiles mean by "eating on the move". Remember, time moves 5000 times faster here than on Earth. This dude looks like a chump, even outside of comparison to Kirito. Is a page anything like a kouhai, because that's what it sounds like to me. I care less about this than I do all the bottom-up AI junk from last week. And I have to sit through another half hour of this? Guess I'll be taking my lunch break in the middle of this hour of pain, then... See? Kirito explaining the mechanics of Underworld is holding more of my interest than the reality's internal lore! Dammit Roshi, I thought you knew better now! This chick looks better with her hair in a ponytail. My brain's just glossing over half of this dialogue. He's lucky breaking curfew is more a local forbiddance and not one that'll get his personality wiped. TONIGHT'S DINNER: unidentifiable croquettes with marinara, generic rolls, chickpea salad, and some type of miscellaneous animal product soup; no drinks because drinks are for losers. I recognize that douchey-looking blonde dude! I must admit, I'd never have expected Steve Staley to be the next victim of SAO's infamous rapist stunt casting, but then again, he is a veteran, and he was McGillis too. [eats bread angrily] For a second I thought he said "guarding", but I guess it was "garden" after all. Don't diss Kirito's non-VR hobbies. Even if you do find her, she's probably no longer the same person she was before getting legally abducted. You're totally going home after this, even if Asuna's forced to drag you out of this world with her bare hands. Male hand-holding, how extra-lewd. Meanwhile, scheming rapists. Swordsmith Nanbu sounds like he's ready to retire. [SCHWING!] I'm a little disappointed he doesn't have a boner in this scene, no homo. You're a good man, Swordsmith Nanbu. Speaking of characters from other shows in SAO, here comes Prick Upperclassman Reigen. "Practicing a sword is forbidden on a day of rest. You're lucky this doesn't go against the Taboo Index." This guy's surprisingly cool too, though still a prick. I do like that Kirito doesn't mind getting into a tiff with this dude. You underestimate the number of sword strikes Kirito's taken in his day severely. [in Haruko's voice] LUNCH TIIIIIIME! And we're back. Easiest game of Spot the Rapist(s) ever. What she's saying is, don't get impaled. He seeks to wet his whistle, or so the saying goes. "Let it be known that both parties have agreed to use real swords in this match. So yes, viewer discretion is advised." The black's its natural color, ya dicks attached to bodies. THIS IS ONE OF VOLO'S SECRET TECHNIQUES. His ancestors are his STAND. You saw it here first, friendship beats imagination. Kirito's STAND is a big-ass tree. CLANG. Saved by the dorm mother. Argument: settled. Naturally, Tom Raper and Tom Rapist are the only ones disappointed by the outcome of that match. Kirito's sword confirmed for Super Saiyan. Senpai is pleased. And now the dorm mother's looking to worm her way into Kirito's ever-growing lawlharem. Champa should've used this anti-smoking foghorn puppet commercial to annoy Dyspo into leaving himself open for Hit. Senpai-chan's the only one who can beat Kirito, hence she's the best haremette. Isn't that basically the same thing? So there's a tournament now? Beat these dudes into submission before they actually get to fulfilling their duties as rapists, Kirito. "A nobleman would never dare engage in uncouth activities with a commoner... unless it's giving handjobs!" Molesting a man's love interests is one thing, but fucking up his garden is going too far! Careful, Kirito, your emo-ness is showing. And here comes the bottled-up PTSD. Thank you, Mother Nature. That one random flower looks kinda kawaii. Team Rape 1, Kirito 1. I already said, it was Mother Nature. "Don't look at me with those big ol' intimidating eyes." Sorry, Prick Reigen, you don't have a Mob allegory to help you flirt outta this one. Congratulations, Senpai-chan, you are now free from the harem. Oh no, I recognize these two too... One girl leaves the harem, two more pop up to take her place. That tower's too tall to have only half as many windows as it should. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE - [motorcycle-riding music plays in the background] If you're looking for a "foot fetish dick", try Nickelodeon Studios, I think Dan "Man in the Van" Schneider still works there if I'm remembering right. Oh yeah, Koichi's still a character in this show. STANDs: they make no sense. Josuke, you crazy diamond. That baby is gonna remember that shining moment for the rest of its life. Nothing to see here, just your average salaryman troubles. Josuke really steals? No dignity. Poor guy. Does Police ever wake up? That Koichi kid really thinks several steps ahead. Clearly, he got shot with the second STAND arrow and that's what caused him to crash. MOTORCYCLE DRIFTING! Huh, so the foot stand's weak to walls. [deeply inhales] Nevermind, the arrow got him after the crash. BAITO ZA DASTO. Now this is like the Terminator. To the gas station! Or to that conveniently parked car over there. Dammit Josuke, Morioh's your hometown, how can you not know where you are? These crazy restaurant foods they promote are really tempting me to make me-safe equivalents here at home. Wow, this nurse is a real bitch. I bet she's the kind who likes watching old people living in retirement homes suffer. LET'S KILL DA HO. I never expected Koichi to be that sadistic. BREAKIN'-AND-ENTERIN' MICHIKO STYLE. Welp, there's no fixing that bike now. CURSE YOU, AIR VENTS! Dude's so lucky he's got a harem of delinquent babes hanging around his hospital room even after-hours. Why the close-up on the foot tho? ANIME CLICHE #293: Where there's a harem, there's always in-fighting among the members. Peaches are pinker in Japan than they are in Georgia. Don't go mentioning your harem's periods while they're right there, dude. He can literally smell Josuke's anger. The vampire thing's extra funny because this guy probably has no idea that vampires are a thing in this world. Friendly reminder that Kirito's faster than Josuke, apparently. SHIT COUNT: 8. "It's a fair fight now, right?" Thank god the water broke his fall. A self-absorbed jerkoff, a moron, and a bitch: three things Rohan claims he isn't, but are otherwise part of his DNA. At least Koichi's having a good day. Did this woman forget that she has a cat? And what's with the random miscredit for Otoishi in the credits? BLACK CLOVER - In lieu of me pointing out all the sakuga this episode, just read this. I bet the Witch Queen looks more attractive without that hat keeping her hair all bunched up. Y'know what, I'm just gonna sit here and watch the animation play out, a sakugafag like me shouldn't bother with half-hearted quips at a time like this. I mean holy shit, it's just so ambitious and weird and unlike what we normally know of Black Clover even on a good sakuga day that I can't help but love it. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "I'm sure this fight would be much more impressive if I gave even a micro-shit about either of these characters." On a non-technical basis, you have a point there... "My, what imperfect animation." Those CGI trees look like they came right out of a SketchUp graphics pack. RIDE THE GRATUITOUS CRIMSON TIDE. In a world where everyone's special, no one is, that's what she's trying to say. If that's how you wanna describe it, sure. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. And they say the power of friendship is always lame. Next week, ready your rape whistles like you're going to blow a vuvuzela at the World Cup. Rest in pieces, Ladros. You served this dub surprisingly well. Even when looking more intimidating than he is, Asta's still gonna Asta. "Gahh, it hurts to laugh..." Through defeat, understanding. This is the story of a boy who has anti-magic in a world where regular magic is everything, and really, there's not that much of a difference between the two. Part of me agrees with them, at least Asta's not hurting bad enough that he can't even stand up. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER. Asta trying to win her over with his faces and superfluous noises. Christ that's a lotta blood. Count yourself lucky you aren't part of that mess, girls. OH GOD THERE GO MY INSIDES. I wonder if there's any significance behind the Queen being traditionally animated in this ambitious sakugafest of an episode. Consider this: gloves that hold anti-magic weapons without sapping one's own magic. Never underestimate the machinations of the queen of the cabal of evil witch feminists. "First your friends, then Vic Mignogna, then the world..." The E stands for Ernesto, and yes, that is Liebrecht's real first name. The Pet Sematary doesn't know when to not spoil its movie's events. HUNTER x HUNTER - To make up for the lack of an OP last week, here's it right off the bat this week. Huh, so that's what Kikyo means. Holy shit, so all those people they brought in for the selection did die from radiation poisoning. No regular story would go this in-depth into what happens to a country and its people after the country goes belly-up, this is proof that HxH is Togashi's magnum opus. Welfin looks like a different breed of dog, now that he's hairless and wrinkly. In a way, it's criminal that she lived while Leol and Flutter didn't. Don't die 'til you're dead, even if you get killed. "That girl ain't right." Bizeff's profile is cursed, it's caused my recording to randomly glitch twice now. From two steps short of an SAO-level rapist to the sane human in a trio of Ants, I'd say Bizeff's come a long way in his own right, even if it's not as long as other people's travels. I almost forgot that there's still people down there. You can't blame them, indeed. That grieving mother's character design is the only thing supporting a theory I have about Machi's backstory that I'm sure you've all forgotten by now, assuming I told you to begin with. Remember when the Chimera Ant arc proved itself darker than even Yorknew by killing two kids without any effort? Aww, what a nice and tearjerking moment. Like that, closure. "Nice man. Reminds me of someone." And then he was onii-chan. T_T The first time I saw this T-Mobile ad, I had no idea there was a punchline to it. Never doubt the extensive network of connections held by the world's top politicians. Colt drew the short end of the imouto reincarnation stick. That loli has a literal rat tail. And apparently she's Kite's reincarnation!? Oh good, Knuckle and Meleoron didn't get infected. Also, Knov... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nice hat. Ah geez, Gon doesn't sound like he's doing too good. Meanwhile, Killua's dealing with the onset of depression. Such selfishness. From depressed to determined that fast... Oh dang, I can see his nosehairs in that video. And those were the last new words the public would ever hear from him. These guys sure look like an eccentric bunch. A WILD GING APPEARS! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - I'm guessing this episode was the start of "Dattebayo!" being translated as "Y'know?" That makes him saying it in Boruto a little less awkward now. Still, I miss when "believe it" was a thing. Now that Bee's part of the main cast, I keep expecting all the dialogue to be rap lyrics for some reason. I think I know the reason Naruto's the music video dump slot: to remind kids watching it at 3AM that this is [adult swim]. Naruto's dark side predicted Pierrot animating Tokyo Ghoul. Eyepatch-marking panda is my new favorite anime bear. I like this ending theme, fuck that one dude from CSW who called the OP the band did for Eureka seveN AO one of the worst ever, he was a bigger prick than Dubzeh. [peaces out]

Your thread title gave me the googly eyes.

SAKUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Tonight on Toonami, Hit discovers that Goku's not the only one who can keep up with his Time Skip abilities, Sarada starts down her path to becoming Hokage while Boruto opts for more mischievous endeavors, Tetsutetsu and Kendo search for the villain behind the poisonous gas attack, Kirito goes to swordfighting school and duels one of his superiors in a special one-hour catch-up on lost SAO time, Josuke re-enacts Speed on a motorcycle which is surely enough to keep you interested, Asta's eleventh-hour power-up is so crazy that it's even affected the normally-meager animation budget, the remaining Chimera Ants move on with their lives while the Hunter Association's chief council assemble to discuss the matter of the vacant chairman seat, Naruto finally arrives in the Cloud Village and meets their resident Jinchuriki, and let's just say the Colossal Titan's reappearance is the least of the military cadets' worries in their first (and for some, last) real battle. 11:00 - Dragonball Super #104 - A Transcendent Light-Speed Battle Erupts! Goku and Hit's United Front!! - TV-14L 11:30 - Boruto: Naruto Next Generations #24 - Boruto and Sarada - TV-PG 12:00 - My Hero Academia #43 - Drive it Home, Iron Fist!!! - TV-14LV 12:30 - Sword Art Online: Alicization #7 - Swordcraft Academy - TV-PGLV 1:00 - Sword Art Online: Alicization #8 - Swordsman's Pride - TV-PGV 1:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable #29 - Highway Star Go Go, Part 2 - TV-MAL 2:00 - Black Clover #63 - Not in the Slightest - TV-14V 2:30 - Hunter x Hunter #136 - Homecoming and True Name - TV-14L 3:00 - Naruto Shippuden #243 - Land Ahoy! Is This the Island of Paradise? - TV-PG 3:30 - Attack on Titan #5 - First Battle: The Struggle for Trost, Part 1 - TV-14LV

Run with the Wind 3 Senran Kagura: Shinovi Master 5

Spamming #KickVic until they reach the character limit. That said, here's another video relevant to the whole shebang. Just ignore the fact that Josuke and Okuyasu aren't voiced by Sean Schemmel and whoever's in Okuyasu's place.

You're not a mod.

Also, first noitaminA show on Toonami! So my Psycho-Pass dream was half-right.

THE GOOD: I finally have an excuse not to put W'z as my anime of the season, even though I totally would. THE BAD: Not Mob Psycho 100 II. THE UGLY: The obligatory rape episode of SAO Alicization airs during back-to-back week #2. THE WILD CARD: This is the closest we're ever gonna get to Elfen Lied on [as] outside of Turner S&P giving episode 1 a look for the lulz. (Same director.)

As I said when SAO II ended, it's not that I don't think Kirito's a Gary Stu, I just don't care that he's one.

And the number one Gary Stu gets Gary Stu-ier. https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2019-03-28/abematv-clocks-in-the-some-of-the-fastest-anime-characters/.145128

Are they really OVAs if they're technically listed as specials?

W'Z 12

That's not animegao kigurumi.

It technically aired on [adult swim], and even they regret it. Besides, if I wanted another Mitsuru Hongo anime on Toonami after Outlaw Star and IGPX, I'd rather have REIDEEN.