PokeNirvash

It's called Gemusetto, you insensitive bastards. At least we're finally finishing up that non-consecutive year of SAO.

The Millionaire Detective: Balance Unlimited 5

AWOL: Absent WithOut Leave 9 Now with resynced audio. Thanks, VSDC.

To think only ten years ago he was best known for interrupting acceptance speeches to shill for Beyonce. VENTO AUREO - Two dead people alive and Fugo's still part of the group... this is a flashback, isn't it? "Do cannibals have the right idea, eating all that human flesh?" We now return you to the death of Diavolo, already in progress. I just realized GW Requiem has a vagina on its forehead, at least that's how it looks. All right, another full opening! Now with an extra-special helping of GW Requiem. 😎 His body belongs to the Tiber now. "Which way did he go!?" "Down." Huh, guess he hung on after all. They'll never catch him in the sewers! KNIFED. Oh shit, it's one of those nomadic Italian leprechauns. Diavolo's a weird strawberry with legs. Bleeding your own blood is a terrifying feeling, isn't it? And then he was at the morgue. So is this happening some time after he got killed, or... what, exactly? Okay, so apparently he can feel his own autopsy going on, or something. I didn't know "hesitation wounds" were a thing. Huh, so it was the Tiber this whole time, just as my geographical knowledge suggested. DIAVOLO WATCH OUT. In other words, he's trapped within an infinite death loop. The most embarrassing death of all: death by loli. Hate to break it to ya, Mista, but he's already ascended. 👼 SHIT COUNT, ACT 1: 4. Huh, so that's the context of that reaction image. Bucciarati... (and also Abbacchio and Narancia...) R.I.P., guys. T_T7 BAAAAAAAAAALD. So what you're saying is... we should eat vegans. Ah, so this is all the way back during the first episode, then. He hit his head, just not in the way you'd expect. He lost his daughter... to drugs. "Let me tell you how it will be..." Once you're in, there's no pulling out. The boyfriend's lucky the father didn't use those gardening shears on his genitals. OH MY GOD A GIANT ROCK. Bruno's face says, "holy shit that's a lotta money". Who knows, it could've actually been suicide. The mafia's a lot more complex than that. You were a good man, Bucciarati. OH MY GOD THE GIANT ROCK. Come now, Mista, this isn't a CLAMP doujin. How does one go about killing a rock? "You're allowed to shoot him in the spine, but not to the point of bleeding out." OH MY GOD MORE GIANT ROCKS. SHIT COUNT, ACT 2: 3. Sitting on a park bench, eyeing Mista with bad intent. GIANT ROCKS, GIANT ROCKS EVERYWHERE. My dad came in to brush the cat and his first thought upon seeing Mista was "Spiderman". Fugo's just gonna sit here and get used to not hanging out with the others. It must be the pattern on his outfit that's making him think he's Spiderman. HOW DARE YOU HURT MY GIANT ROCK. And then Bucciarati was Kars. It's funny how I remember more of Bruno when it was being released in theaters than I do Borat when it was being released in theaters. ASS CLASS - This is the greatest dubbed song I've ever heard. Sweet, it's a sniper episode. Koro-sensei only gets motion sick when the speed is out of his control, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it. Fuck yeah, bridges! (Even though I'm more of a roadways guy.) "If that wasn't a headshot, then I'll be a monkey's... DICK!" Japan really loves hyping up their national foods, I've noticed. At this place, they film period dramas. Wait, so the actors are in on this too? At least, that's what he's making it sound like... He's part of the show now. "Gah, I hate actors! Especially the ones that only do voices!" REPLY TO ANGEL: "He's not even using the special bullets, of course he's failing." An earlier shot actually showed some anti-Koro BBs embedded in the shell of the rounds he was to be using; it was quick enough to be overlooked, so I understand the ignorance. No one wanted to hang out with the fat girl, so she's stuck with Team Actually Deserves the Hate They Get from Main Campus. You should probably get those secretions checked out. What the hell is that wacky Westminster Chimes ringtone? Considering he claims not to be an alien, "factory-made" might actually be accurate. Oh, so all this is happening parallel to last episode. It's official, last night was "lower decks night" on Toonami. Sniping someone's all fun and games until your target refuses to die. How thoughtful of you, Koro-sensei. I don't blame him for blowing on that tofu so much, I struggle with super-hot fluids too. Take that, Main Campus! You're a cool guy, Red Eye. Bullhorn. This Sunday, Spear and Fang run into a group of horned ape women... with sexy results. Of what I've played of Yakuza 0 so far, the only time-waster I've done was messing around in the Sega Arcade; played two rounds of Space Harrier and won two plushies from the crane game machine. It's tough being Karasuma. Yeah, well Main Campus is a bunch of ugly losers who get their rocks off on still images of suffering third-world peoples, so you're all better off. Ass Class sez, girls can be peeping toms too. MACHO. Koro-sensei makes his own bubble bath. And then he escaped, and with the bathwater too. Ah yes, the prized list of best girls. Ponytail girl is a respectable #2. BITCH MOVE. Karma likes Okuda because she reminds him of this chick. OH SHIT, KORO-SENSEI KNOWS. As I thought, the girls are talking about the boys. Everyone wants to bang Karasuma. I think I might start casually shipping Karma/Okuda after this. This one's for the tickling fetishists. Beer me, Hellabitch! Trashy little ginger. So many traditionally Japanese snack foods... I count mochi, dango, and konpeitou in there. ANIME CLICHE #177: Beautiful mature-looking women are always younger than they appear. Hellabitch has honestly grown on me. Huh, Koro-sensei's sit-in turned out more fair than I thought. Though with the same results. BATTLE ROYALE, FUCK YEAH. Hmm, so he's capable of speaking without moving his mouth... Oh, we Koro-sensei backstory now? You have a point, the weeks go by way too fast, even though life seems as long as it's always been. Back to hating on main campus like the devils they assume we are. SURPRISE POST-CREDITS SEQUENCE, GO! I'd be for the missile as it would destroy main campus, but against it because it would destroy E Class. Ooh, are these some mysterious transfer students I'm hearing of? And one of them's Deep Blue, but a cute girl? Sure, I guess. BLACK CLOVER - The most brutal filler episode of all: NOTHING! SHIPPUDEN - Okay, maybe another episode of Yota being annoying is more brutal than even that. But at least we're lucky the Yota Naruto's fighting is the least annoying of the bunch. I wouldn't put it past Kabuto to revive multiples of the same person as a sort of experiment, though three of the four being White Zetsus does make more sense. That's our Naruto, shouldering everyone's burdens so they don't have to. Time to stab some children. Since this is filler that has no real bearing on anything, I guess I can forgive Naruto having acquaintances pre-series start this time. It's a nice day... for inexplicable weather patterns. I CAN'T READ CIRCLE. Okay, now I'm convinced he's some type of experiment of Orochimaru's. And that was before the giant snake vision. Oh no, Naruto's painting up the Third's likeness in blackface! You better get used to his graffiti tactics, 'cause there's a lot more of 'em comin'. "You see anything?" "Don't ask me, I'm not from a family with visual kekkei genkai." Even as an academy student, Shikamaru was easily the most competent of the rookie 9. "Bright lights, my one weakness!" ANBU are jerks. He's the first friend, but their time together was so short, it's hardly ever talked about. To the border wall! But first, the river. It really says a lot about young Naruto's physical state if he was able to tread water longer than either Shikamaru or Choji. Welp, he's drowned. Bad news, son... you're hand-pregnant! Do any of these kids know CPR? Probably not. Okay, so it's sounding like something CPR can't fix. And then they all had a case of explosive amnesia. To think, this series could've been way different had they actually remembered Yota. Huh, so it was then that he started rocking the goggles that Kishimoto would've had him wear all the time, were they not so hard to draw consistently. He can't kill him, so he's hoping for the "death through finding peace" option instead. This mental link is for the Society of No Kabutos. WHAT A TWEEST. Things were good, but then the pandemic happened. As I thought, it was Orochimaru all along. To think there was a time when this sort of thing actually freaked Kabuto out. Wait, so he was still alive, and just chilling out at one of Orochimaru's many hideouts until Kabuto had a use for him? Akamaru grew up the most, relatively speaking. Dammit Naruto, war's neither the place nor the time to catch up on lost fun. And then he became a human snowman. I'm sure this was moving to someone. Maybe a little part of me if I wasn't as bothered with Yota's childish personality early on as I was.

Air #5: Wing Air #6: Star Cinderella Boy #13: Cinderella Never Sleeps Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle: Rhyme Anima #1: As soon as man is born he begins to die. Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle: Rhyme Anima #2: Speak of the devil and he will appear. Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle: Rhyme Anima #3: Two heads are better than one. Ikebukuro West Gate Park (J-Drama) #11: Samurai Episode Ikebukuro West Gate Park (Anime) #1: North Gate Smoke Tower Ikebukuro West Gate Park (Anime) #2: Nishi Ichibangai Shady Job Corpse Princess #4: Hymn of Tragedy BONUS IMAGE This is the dawning of a new age. Except where Qwaser stands, because consistency.

I voted yesterday. Now it's your turn (if you haven't gone already either). 12:00 - Adult Swim x Ben & Jerry's Present: Holy Calamavote - TV-MA 12:50 - The Eric Andre Show: Season 5 Sneak Peek - TV-MALV 1:00 - Dragon Ball Super #89 - A Mysterious Beauty Appears! The Enigma of the Tien Shin-Style Dojo?! - TV-14LS 1:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind #38 - Golden Experience Wind Requiem - TV-MALV 2:00 - Assassination Classroom #8 - School Trip Time/2nd Period - TV-14DL 2:30 - Fire Force #23 - Smile - TV-14V 3:00 - Naruto Shippuden #315 - Lingering Snow - TV-PG 3:30 - Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba #2 - Trainer Sakonji Urokodaki - TV-MAV Happy early election days. [usa flag emoji]

Corpse Princess: Aka 4 (dub)

Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle: Rhyme Anima 3

Corpse Princess: Aka 4 (sub)

Shitty for live viewers, yeah. Me, I just record everything and watch it the next day, so as long as it's in there, that's fine by my flexible standards.

Air 6

Primal 7

THIS JUST IN: [as] just remembered Fire Force Season 2 exists, and have moved the premiere time for Gemusetto Death Beat(s) down to 2AM as a result.

Now that I think about it, the title does sound very Paw Patrol-y.

This is my first time hearing of this "club" function, and I'd rather keep not using it, thanks.

It's 3ngag3's thing to pretend that Pop Team Epic doesn't exist in every opportunity potential acknowledgement of its existence arises. I wouldn't worry about it. It's Toonami on [as] only, so no ACTN shows. Deadman and Ghoul are on the bracket, they're just hard to spot. FMA's also on there, but it's Brotherhood only. Yeah, if you call your Pop Team Epic-free Cloudcuckooland "reality".

Your refusal to acknowledge Pop Team Epic's existence is so unfunny and overplayed, it's actually starting to piss me off a little. 😡

But that's 5 hours, meaning they're airing 10 episodes, not 12. Craps, forgot about Daylight Savings.

Or do watch. We're not cops, we don't enforce what individual people can and can't like, even if what they like is flawed out the wazoo.

Cinderella Boy 13 Fun finale, though I really shouldn't be surprised the ending was of the "and the adventure continues" variety, even with the main obstacles taken care of. 8.25/10.

Ha! You think that's cursed?

VENTO AUREO - "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!" Well shit, that hand stab doesn't look too good. IT'S A DUD!? Sucks being an astral projection, doesn't it, KC? Reverse soul-swap, go! The wasp was a butterfly all along. These soul spheres did come straight out of nowhere, didn't they? THINK ABOUT WHO'S TRULY WORTHY. And down goes Requiem. Aw shit, that means Mista's gonna wake up with a hole in his stomach. More importantly, that means Bucciarati's finally ascending. Holy shit this series started like a year ago our time. Meanwhile, KC still can't touch the arrow. Good, you're here, now heal him before we lose any more. Oh right he has to break the news to everybody. Random cherubs. T_T7 Arrividerci, Bucciarati. Guess we know who has the arrow now. Somehow. [bullhorn] Even if I was a smoker/vaper in high school, I'd have just left the vape stick in that public restroom toilet. Normalization, normalization everywhere. "Who was it who said, 'we all stand as soldiers, chosen by destiny?'" Probably the same guy who came up with the name STAND. And so the "Diavolo is Emperor Crimson" theory starts making even more sense. I dunno, you probably failed because you were tied to a body you just Kakyoin'd. He'll go into hiding, and then we'll never be able to find him! As to be expected of this part's JoJo. OH YEAHHHHHHnevermind future prediction. I like that shot of serious Diavolo with that little angry face on his forehead. And so he was Kakyoin'd out of victory. Speaking of turtles, where is Polnareff? REQUIEM'S PISSED. And then the arrow snaked into his arm, like that other one did with Kira before it. Bizarre substance. YOU DIE NOW. Oh shit, he molted. You gotta love these iconic shots. "Fuck yo time skip, n*gga." SCORPIONS! Hey, you can't do that, cutting off your own fingers is a Japanese thing! >_> Thanks for the arrow, Bucciarati. "Oh crap, he's achieved full pretention." Nice codpiece, Requiem. And as usual, Mista misses. You fool, you think mere blood in the eyes is enough to stop a Requiem STAND? Okay, so we're rewinding time now, that's neat. And then he turned into a Youtube Poop. KORE GA... REQUIEM DA. Hey, Mista's gonna finally shoot someone again! Though death by MUDA MUDA works just as well. Huh, Bruno gets top billing this week. He deserves it. T_T7 ASS CLASS - What's it called when you're sexual for a tentacle geisha? "Not to put a damper on the fun, but don't have fun. Main Campus may get jealous." I love me some snipers. I really enjoy Karma more than I should. Who needs another girl when Nagisa's already in your group? Considering her long black hair, I can buy the whole "doesn't stand out in a crowd" thing and the whole "class idol" thing. Miss Hellabitch is the living definition of "mixed signals". That's a lot of encyclopaedias. Damn, that guidebook's thicker than my planning law textbook. Oh, stuff your mouths full of disembodied seal dicks, you main campus bastards. "Is that the putrid stench of abject poverty filling my nostrils?" No, that's just your rancid beef stick farts, dude. That paparazzi line just killed me. Sucks to be you, Miss Hellabitch. FUCK MAIN CAMPUS IN THE GAME OF LIFE~. I'm calling that one the Oppai Building. Terror at 320 kph. Koro-sensei is the greatest. 2000 yen says that boxcutter is the reason that guy's in E class. Better watch what you say, Nagisa, you may regret it. The irony is, these obviously evil delinquents are much decenter people at heart than those main campus buttmunches and their fancy hotel accommodations. Equally ironic is Koro-sensei being the most bummed out by their hotel choice. It's amazing how he can do that while so low-energy. Is that Bryan Massey voicing the poor sap in charge of all these delinquents? School anime sure love their field trips to Kyoto. They're famous Japanese people who got assassinated. Honnouji, you say? That's why they call Kyoto "the murder capital of Japan". An assassication, perhaps. YEAH, SUGAR! I too love secluded empty areas where I can talk to myself without worry of others listening in. Eh, better to be confronted by delinquents from another school than goddamn main campus. Prepping for Gemusetto S2 by playing a game focusing on a different yet equally boring sport, are we? But I gotta say, this takes me back to the days of Wii Golf. Though it was less me actually playing, and more watching some below-amateur Let's Player playing as George Bush vs. Nabeshin on YouTube Kill them, Karma. Oh shit, guess he doesn't do well against high numbers. Be lucky you hid, you'd have wound up like your doppelganger from Emergence instead. Plus you can't really trust Japanese cops, not in this universe anyways. Karma's ready to bust some heads. Eh, this bondage isn't extensive enough for me to see the appeal. So she's a gamer, so wha-ohhhh. 😳 Can't say I was expecting her to be a kogal. Leave it to Koro-sensei to anticipate that as well. Memories and experiences are key, but souvenirs are nice too. In a way, it was therapy, because therapists in Japan are as hard to find as a hay in a needlestack. Still, nice to see she isn't a bitchy secret kogal like some. You'll need to elaborate on what you mean by "artsy". KUWABARA NO! Koro-sensei is the greatest guidebook preparer. His friends are a bunch of out-of-it nerds? FUCK YEAH KORO-SENSEI. SHIT COUNT: 2. In other words, fuck main campus. BOOKED. Don't screw with assassins-in-training. Because if there's anything FUNimation knows best, it's female empowerment. FUN FACT: The head delinquent in charge this episode was originally dubbed by Scott Freeman, but because his blacklisting and subsequent arrest for CP possession happened shortly after this episode and there was still time before the home video release, they had to redub him with a different guy. Considering the character was one of those "assaults women" types, I don't really blame them. Oh Koro-sensei, you and your male-brained desires. BLACK CLOVER - Welcome to the Pierrot Power Hour of Pain; I watch it so Angel doesn't have to. Oh hey, it's a Finral episode this week. Though he's a jerk, Langris did make some very good points about the one half of Finral's two-fold running gag that I'm less than privy to. Wait, Yami mentioned that chick before? I don't remember it. "A Dreavy Hinker" Oh boy it's another mixer episode. And Secre's disguised herself as a waitress too, this time. Goddammit Luck. Here I was thinking glasses chick was a lesbian, but alas, she's just one of those husbando people. We all know what you're worried about, haremette #1. 😏 OH NO SHE'S ADORABLE. Of course you have reason care, you're his wife. I'll leave it to Finral, he plays the aloof jerk role surprisingly well. Truly I'm qualified to laugh at this stupid nonsense. Nobody fucking cares, Luck. Aw damn, I was secretly hoping we wouldn't have Sekke and his buddies here, but hey, when at a mixer... We all know he's been sucking the king's dick, even sarcastically. They're so unimpressed they aren't even hungry. Thanks, Noelle. It's just a little treason, nothing to worry about. He wants to fight... in bed. Oh no, he's this chick's husbando IRL now. Secre doesn't need a tray. Lookin' pretty film noir detective there, Langris. Oh hey, a secret meeting. I bet you anything it's actually a private mixer. "This rain is bananas." B-A-N-A-N-A-S? Or maybe they're just here for the free grub. Gordon, you're my secret favorite Black Bull. I can't understand anything this bitch is saying. At least she's not calling you a virgin street punk like everyone else, Virgin Street Punk Dandy. "You have no clue what I'm going through." "Oh, you mean everyone else in your squad being straight as an arrow?" I think that dress makes your breasts stand out very well. Well butter my biscuit, there's that arrow I mentioned! "Work it, girl~." Pfft! Guess Finral's worries about bringing Yami to a mixer were legitimate after all. Ceiling Magic Knights, watching this whole trainwreck play out. Upon closer inspection, that looks more like a runway dress than anything practically formal. Red and yellow tomatoes... what a classy salad. Everyone wants a good listener. He's got the casual touch~. Oh no, her husbando's a Gary Stu. "That's just bad writing!" If TG didn't hate Black Clover as much as he does, I bet he'd use that reaction in reference to this show so much. And here's Asta and Rebecca, having the most normal conversation in the whole pub. Oh wow, Gordon's doing better at this flirting thing than I'd have guessed. Mmm, steak. Yami's better at holding a conversation than I'd have guessed, too. EXIT STAGE WINDOW. If she said "Call me captain!" in the distance while falling, I'd honestly have laughed. "You don't have to act like you just got infected with the damn COVID or somethin'!" How does this episode not have any subratings, that public sex assumption was easily D-worthy. And with that, he won one battle while losing another hard. Yeah, go back to your Gary Stu protagonists. Of course, Luck's too autistic to care that he just got dumped. Keep hatin', Langris. Huh, so Yami sitting on that side wasn't some minor animation mistake. Wait, so we haven't even gotten past the first month yet? Oh hey, it's the Last Stream on the Left guys. I'm not used to seeing Henry without his facial hair. SHIPPUDEN - I'm starting to think this arc was partly an excuse for the anime staff to take advantage of snow day tropes. Something tells me Sasuke doesn't even know those flowers are there. There's your obligatory Naruto cameo for this flashback. "I'm gonna graffiti up those faces one of these days." I can't tell which side of the NaruSaku/NaruHina shipping war Pierrot's even on, with how frequently back-and-forth they give both pairings attention. It's funny when Sasuke looks ridiculous. He'd have time to think if not for all these sudden attacks. OH GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM. Huh, the lightning must be a new thing. Follow the whistling, Naruto. And then there were four. Okay, so he knows him too. Hm, so Naruto's snappiness is the reason he was able to hang out with these guys without really being "friends" with any of them. Don't mind him, he's just having one of those present-time PTSD moments. HYPOCRISY. Just remember, moss points north. You know what kids would love more than zombies or dinosaurs? Zombie dinosaurs! Use your words! Nice to meet you, Scared. Don't worry, boy, you'll get there on both counts soon enough. He couldn't do basic jutsu, but at least he could whistle. That's impressive in its own right. I mean, I'm much better at it now, but still, if only I'd have known how to do it way back when. Uh-oh, surprise aura. OROCHIMARU! That was... a thing. Come to think of it, his hat does look a little like one of those Sound Ninja belt sashes. And with that, a new weather power was born. "You are my friend." AA ANO HI NO YUME. Oh, so was Kiba the one who messed his secret base up? Nevermind, angry thunder was on the menu from the very beginning. Annnnnd now we're playing kick the can, I guess? Sure, whatever. Great, now it's hide and seek. Young Kiba sounds weird when he's counting up from one. Okay, so it's a mix of kick the can and hide and seek. Must be some Japanese thing. Oh no, ANBUs. The Leaf Village's immigration policy makes our border wall look like an open border. The question now is, what killed Yota?