Drunkenwarrior

Lolz What kinda low T beta make says shit like "harmony"

Hey eager beats pretty any day..... You got the money? I got the brown bag, let's make it work

I don't get it....

Holy shit, you're a teacher? They let you around children?

Cats are pricks all the time

I'm gonna kick your ass vegetable! BWAAAHH

Sweet Moses! I could wear those nipples as a hat

Good job grinch

But then it's not a gift

I lost about 100lbs recently and none of my clothes fit

Pretty sure I've got a few of those

Trying?

You feel good about yourself? Not getting anything for Christmas AND I don't get see tits

Well I'm disappointed

I might wanna watch that movie

12/f/cali. Wanna cyber? #NotChrisHanson

Uh oh, somebody is growing up

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Tell me... You ever been in a Turkish prison?

That's kinda epic though..... Like he gave his life to give birth to this place.

You fucking people....

Like washing clothes or cooking dinner. I never think much about it, just a bit of existential realization. Usually that's the case, other times i find myself switching off of autopilot at the most inopportune time, like tonight when I realized that I was in fact pouring pickle juice into ice trays because I thought it'd be a good idea.... All the flavor of pickels with none of the cucumbers. Thank you Mary Jane, you are my most inspirational muse....

I say it all the fucking time... Ya skank

Let's sex this place up

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