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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Stop farting so much
  2. Same brah...but I think it's a slow crawl back to the light. Takes time
  3. Wiggle the wires and shit
  4. barefoot, pregnant and illiterate.....just the way i like em
  5. They can't fool me with their kindness....I"m too crazy to be got
  6. Welp I'm thoroughly aroused
  7. That's gay as fuck bro
  8. Well shit...
  9. What about his back?
  10. Yaknow you're probably right.... He's just trying to get me to lower my guard
  11. "build an orphan workshop" what a great business idea
  12. Teach me your ways, bitter master
  13. Well this ain't a pissing contest, scrooge.... But seriously, I'm sorry to hear that
  14. "ballpit" is what I call my monthly D&D meet up
  15. They do something cool Like give me Christmas weed
  16. Oh an old fashioned kinda lady huh?
  17. I'll sacrifice you
  18. Only Because they never talk to you
  19. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices
  20. I would be disappointed any other way
  21. Well I suppose I'll eat some of it. Then rub the rest of it all over a large woman's body in my annual new years orgy
  22. They can have Betty white. Just let us keep the jew
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