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Vodkajellyshot

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  1. "I got caught with my penls in the pickle slicer." wife asks him if his penls is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too.
  2. sure looks like it..I can see my house ..
  3. inb4 global warming melts the south pole
  4. demand a sacrifice
  5. pitty it is not plugged in
  6. well done sir
  7. not if you lived in egypt.. they do not have roofs on their houses .
  8. praise to imaginary aliens
  9. i fix busted stuff on machinery/cars mostly
  10. idk.. personally i am willing talk to everyone..
  11. oh shit son..
  12. family size ..upsized
  13. you live in a belt made of bibles.. what is this ?_?
  14. lucky i have a bucket
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