Hope you like a man whose only land property is a Harry Potter-ish Dursley residence 10 x 12 foot bedroom.where you literally have to jump over book and crumpled paper clutter stacks just to get to the bed, which is covered in BOOK LITTER! AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Man of your dreams, right here., Seriously. Not.
Picture living with me in a bedroom THIS SMALL, except the entire flor is littered and cluttered almost entirely covered with J.M. Matthews original artwork and paperbacks.