J.M. Matthews

Okay, guys watch this video, if you're wondering how I lost weight without much exercise or dieting, my body just loses weight naturally. My parents put me on a VERY dangerous anti-psychotic drug referred to by psychiatrists as Depakote which is an infamous weight-gainer. They had been fooled by the medical community that "Depakote helps people." No it DOESN'T Depakote is murder. I was on it for more than a decade, and it made me morbidly obese, I gained around 200 lbs. and sat at almost 400 lbs. I was dangerously closes to being guaranteed a heart attack by the age of 37, Then I was taken off that pill and this happened. When I'm not taking a lethal dosage of pharmaceuticals which get recommended to my gullible parents by malpractice worthy shrinks and quacks, it turns out my body just has amazing metabolism and I burn a lot of fat just going about my day. I try to teach my parents about their medical malpractice and sin, but they're pretty dense, and dangerous. Here's a further explanation from my twitter account...And yes, I may look "just fat" but technically I'm morbidly obese. You know what I look like, you be the judge....

Don't worry zeni, I forgive you. And yeah, Not gonna deny it, I'm surrounded by girls and women at all times almost, but I don't know if I'll ever completely understand women....

Yep, twitter is finally smartening up. FInally. They're actually going to compensate their users FAIRLY. If they're lucky they'll be better at it than YouTube has been

Even weather psychokinesis can't stop that...

BTW, I now have a HP laptop with WIndows 10. It was 400 dollars.

No, there's isn't anything wrong with them, but I don't believe in using prostitution. It feels, dirty to me. Women talk about how sexy I am without me having to break their arm or give them $500. And the likelihood of getting an STD from a tute is a thousand times more likely. At least free white girls are clean and not greedy most of the time. I'm sticking with the friends with benefits. Well, potential benefits anyway. One yes, the rest no. Most of my so-called "girls who are friends" (who you think your foolin, honey?) are still sexy looking with wiggle, though.

Great. no one here knows what the fuck I'm talking about. Serves me right for wandering away from the comforting social media community into the Adult Swim continent....

My condolences to his family and friends.

Aw what the hell, you only live once. I'll read some of this. If it's juicy enough like I think it is, I'll keep reading....lol

Now I weigh 328 lbs. doing the math, I lost 56 lbs. Maybe it's all those Chinese girls I'm dating online.

Ahhhh they're saying my name! I love porn.

CNW: Okay K.O. - Villain's Night 11:06 A.M.

DFCHD: My Little Pony S7; E1

Still not very convinced anyone's doing anything like this. No legit URL evidence yet. Good hustle tho.

I'm featured on a LOT of URLs, and by a LOT, I mean, like over 50,000 URLs if you count each url on the site. I've been meaning to start cataloging this success, but I don't know what software I should use. I don't even know what you call this activity: Cataloging? Compiling? LIsiting? Indexing? How do I go about doing said thing....?! What Software or website is best for this kind of thing? Cataloging.

Yeah, good luck hacking Google and Amazon...

In meatwad voice ok!

The Ancient Magus Bride, Episode 3. Tah-dahhhhhhhh!

Oh, I dunno. Cuz I think yer coooooohhhl.

Basquash!

Wow, that was a lot of buffering. I couldn't get the stream to play. See? That's what I'm talking about. Correction, no one's made one that doesnn't BUFFER for 27 hours before it plays. I can always improve on things.

Fate/Apocrypha Episode 1 Netflix. Pretty sure this anime just went live.

Fate/Apocrypha Episode 1 Netflix. Pretty sure this anime just went live.