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J.M. Matthews

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  1. You can believe that, if you're dumb as all **** I guess. I only tell the truth obviously.
  2. Okay, I guess some people find it "creepy" I'm Huey P. Newton now.
  3. So my dad walks in to change the trash in my bedroom I point at him aggressively "PICK IT UP!" I bellow. "HEY DAD! Guess who I am!" I say enthusiastically. "Who?" Dad asks. "I'm ah FAGGOT. A WORTHLESS WEAK redneck cracker FAGGOT who's going to KILL himself in 5 years!!!!"
  4. should I use a art JPEG instead? Too confusing? Let's take a survey. Should I keep the stoner avatar?
  5. Nah. i'm just putting her picture in my avi to show how famous we forum legends really are. And to confuse you.
  6. It's her photo. That she GAVE to me. in an email As a GIFT. Sheesh. I'm paying homage to her beauty. We're good friends.
  7. Hey, don't sell yourself short. I'm SORT of dating stoner. BUT I'll make a backup list.. lol.
  8. I want to know who started this. I'm itching to add to my hitlist. Seriously. I should just borrow one of my friend Chris's shotguns and git er done!
  9. I'm gullible and susceptible as fuck to lies, brainwashing, and manipulation, sure, I believe you...
  10. lol. you askin me out on a date or somethin?
  11. Yeah, but I don't. what the fuck, man. I use a toilet like the rest of you. I'm not a fucking tard. Jesus people. How stupid are people that would believe such a claim. Lotta gullible, stupid ass people out there.
  12. But I do wear boxers. XXL.
  13. I can assure I don't. That's a fuckin rumor spread by fruit loop queerbies like Panda, who like to pretend like they've actually met me. They wish.. There. Will it die now?
  14. Hank Hill, from King of the Hill. Peggy Hill wears diapers. What? You didn't know?
  15. No. I'ma let Hank Hill get that for you, Peggy.
  16. It would. I'd say Black Clover is their best bet at a new powerhouse, in this instance, for the time being, but the lineups always gonna morph and shift. It's one constant with Toonami, that they never stay exactly the same forever like something static that refuses to get evicted for bad behavior / too much drugs and partying, like Sponge or Family Guy.
  17. Ratings aren't the holiest of holy grounds. Ratings are overrated.
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