He has a wife and kids, but looks at gay porn and hooks up with men (sorry, typo, NOT ME. I'm straight) the driveway, without anyone but me knowing about this. Really homophobic. Likes Brokeback mountain cuz of the gay man on man sex scene. walks around like a hairy shirtless homo. He's afraid to come out.
Total bisexual! He hates queer culture, yet embraces it subconsciously