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Rodgers did have a couple overthrows. Probably needed more time to get in sync with the receivers since he only played one series with them all preseason. Rumor is he has a MCL sprain and will have limited mobility for 2-4 weeks, but should play. I'm not very optimistic for next week's game against the Vikings. They can't expect to have Rodgers run around and hold the ball for 6 seconds and make magic happen. The right side of the OL was getting bullied in the first half. Bulaga kept getting pushed back into Rodgers by Mack and Justin McCray was getting embarrassed by Hicks. They were much better in the second half with help from the TEs... and maybe Mack was tired in the second half from not playing all preseason? Right now Jimmy Graham is getting paid $10 mil to be a blocker because the line sucks outside of Bakhtiari.

Rodgers coming out after halftime like...

Gruden has 100 million reasons not to give a shit about anything.

Shitty OL blocking and a coach who is allergic to running the football when the other team is daring you to do it. Looks like a knee injury.

Arizona should follow Buffalo's lead and turn the game over to their rookie. Can't do much worse. Dallas has only gotten Elliott 10 touches and they haven't scored any points yet. Jason Garrett must have a pee tape on Jerry Jones or something.

Good lord. No one wants to win this game.

I've been watching Redzone channel all day and completely forgot Titans-Dolphins was a thing.

I don't think Jameis Winston is getting his job back.

1st and goal on the 2: Run up the middle vs Vikings, fumble and luckily get it back. 2nd and goal on the 2: Run up the middle vs Vikings, fumble and turn it over. Kyle Shanahan: Offensive genius.

Ole Miss 76 S. Illinois 41 Caitlyn is an inspiration.

The Packers special teams mistakes during the preseason have me worried. This never would have happened under Capers.

I hate how Strowman has gone from feuding with Reigns to Hulk Hogan kiddy-partnered babyface and coming to Reigns aid then a sudden turn to Dick Braun vs KO and now back to regular heel versus Reigns again. And KO has that lame squash match versus Braun, quits a few weeks later, then comes back the very next week and joins the mob with Strowman. How about some consistency?! Fuckin Vince. Thank God for MNF and NXT.

I don't understand how people can boo Roman (well I mean I understand that completely), but at the same time cheer for Rousey. She's been pushed harder than anyone in history, has had countless botches, lot of moves have looked like close calls and I fully expect her to end someone's career at some point, and she sucks on the mic. Just give her a Paul Heyman and let her scowl because that's all she can do. This one-of-the-girls act with Natalya and the others is awful. Her heel turn can't come soon enough. Baddest woman on the planet? After her last two UFC fights?!

Gotta keep the kiddy merch sales strong while you play fake cheers over all the boos.

The Happytime Murders: More like Unhappy Murdered Time! This film should be brought to you by the letter U, as in YOU WILL PROBABLY NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE. The kids all hated it and cried until we were asked to leave. Alyssa McCathy had no chemistry with her co-star, Jason Tatum. They were much better together in Spy. Just an absolute waste of time. 9.5/10

Have you considered baking cookies on a George Foreman grill?

Why else would a dog raise one leg?

Mark our territory?

Waiting to vote for his cock over Pat's during the next Jackbox.

Is that your fetish? You want me to tubgirl the spiders onto you?

Pat is forever 14.