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a spider a spider on Pat's face Sponges butthole a spider on Sponges butthole Pat's face on a spider's butthole Pat's white glove (and we start calling ourselves the White Glove Society and start eating people) a roll of toilet paper with the end piece torn unevenly

I'm tired of looking at all those folders in the archives. I was going to suggest hiding them, but then I saw there is already a button that does that, so I came here to tell you to toggle it to hidden for me, but I ended up doing it myself. You're welcome. Now how do I toggle the spiders onto Pat?

Jarinko Chie (Chie the Brat) Longevity: 64 Second life: yes, 39 I am "the most unfortunate girl in Japan," my parents are separated, and my life "sounds really depressing, but it's actually a very funny comedy." Sounds like me. I am looking forward to my second life; unless I'm already on it, in which case I'm about to die.

Looking for instructors to join the ALPHA SCHOOL FOR BETAS. We currently have one student, Raptorpat. Pat came to us after taking his girlfriend to see Crazy Rich Asians instead of making her watch BLOODSPORT 37 times in a row (can you believe that?!). If you think you have what it takes to alphatize these betas, you don't. But if KNOW you know, consider applying as one of our instructors... if you're ALPHA enough. "BE THE ME I KNOW I ARE IN THE WORLD!"

Step 1: Line bottom of grill with aluminum foil. Step 2: Spoon teaspoon-size portions of cookie dough onto the foil, about 1.5 inches apart. Step 3: Set a coffee mug next to the grill. Ease the top lid of the grill down until it touches the rim of the mug and holds the grill slightly open. The top lid should hover 1-3 inches above your cookies. Using the grill this way will bake your cookies using the same principles as a convection oven. Step 5: Turn the grill on. Leave the grill unattended while you go smoke weed. Step 6: Once the cookies turn a nice shade of on fire, throw a towel over the grill. Step 7: Invite some firefighter friends over, answer the door naked, and have them remove the cookies from the grill. Voilà!

They are pretty amazing.

Matt Ryan sucks. Horribly inaccurate all game. Staring down receivers. Kept taking sacks instead of throwing the ball away.

Is that how you refer to your wife?!

RIP

"Tulì is a Filipino rite of male circumcision. It has a long historical tradition and is considered an obligatory rite of passage for males; boys who have not undergone the ritual are labelled supót and face ridicule from their peers. Most boys usually undergo the procedure... prior to reaching puberty or before high school (around ages 10–14)." "The circumciser rests his knife lengthwise across the boy's foreskin and then a quick blow is made with a stick, slicing the upper foreskin into two and exposing the glans. Prior to and while the procedure is being performed, the boy is told to chew guava leaves. The masticated guava leaves are applied onto the wound as a poultice and is bandaged. The boy is then to wash off in the cold waters of a nearby river. While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure. Newly circumcised boys usually wear housedresses or loose skirts to help in the healing. The swelling that might occur during this period is termed pangángamatis (literally, "becoming like a tomato", kamatis) owing to the reddish appearance of the penis."

Now that the Zeni posts are gone, we can all go back to talking about what we watched today, what we ate today, and naming things to get our post counts higher! And maybe later we'll get wild and make some copycat/parody threads! Won't that be fun! Basic bitch board forever!

The salary cap isn't the issue. Its that Mark Davis may not have the cash on hand to pay the signing bonus, and probably wouldn't want to even if he did. He's a cheapskate just like the Chargers Spanos. They'd rather make a profit off a bad product than win championships.

Ricky Van Shetland

Martavis Bryant suspended again for failed drug test. Raiders going to cut him after trading away a 3rd rounder (for a guy on a 1-year contract). Raiders also traded a 5th next year to the Bills for AJ McCarron. Had to trade Mack away just to recoup some picks for the other dumbass trades they've made.

That sounds like the Jared Allen trade. Rapoport reported two 1sts.

Why the gif of James Jones fumbling? Vikings gave up a first and two thirds I think for Jared Allen. Two firsts for Mack isn't a terrible deal, although the 2019 draft looks loaded at DE/OLB. Better deal for the Raiders IMO as they had some decent players behind Mack and should be okay without him.

Week 1 Thursday 8:30 pm EST- Falcons vs Eagles Sunday 1:00 pm EST Bengals vs Colts Bills vs Ravens Buccaneers vs Saints Texans vs Patriots 49ers vs Vikings Titans vs Dolphins Jaguars vs Giants Steelers vs Browns Sunday 4:05pm EST Chiefs vs Chargers Cowboys vs Panthers Redskins vs Cardinals Seahawks vs Broncos Sunday Night 8:20 pm Bears vs Packers Monday Night Jets vs Lions 7:10 pm Rams vs Raiders 10:20 pm GOAT: Rams LOL: Clots