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I don’t know how to use anything other than an iPhone. Personally I really want the Fold, it looks super cool.

Peg him to establish dominance.

You pay for analysis paralysis.

This, but with soda!

I don't; in fact, I think everyone should have these holidays off with pay.

The Summer I Turned Pretty is about 3 people who are not compatible with each other at all. They all suck and need therapy and to not date/marry each other.

Commander since that’s how it was introduced to me.

Gathering DEEZ NUTZ

I've grown fond of being in malls. Either buying something or not, I just like walking around and seeing what stores are selling. I like going to local craft stores and supporting local. Do you still record yourself singing while driving? I remember a long time ago seeing a video of you, you had a good voice.

My wiener.

Why do I have to be 34? Why can’t I be 3 - 4? thanks for the wishes everyone, and HBD inuyashaboy05. People think I’m u

Green tea and mochi with red azuki bean filling is the best.

Marie Calendar Beef Pot Pie is better than their chicken pot pie.

The Unaware Atelier Meister 5 Apocalypse Hotel 3 Catch Me At the Ballpark 3 The Beginning After the End 4 The Gorilla God's Go-To Girl 4 Rock is A Lady's Modesty 3 So many good shows out this season.

Yes yes, I heard all the statistics. I still want that third arm!

I have absorbed radiation for the first time. Waiting for that third arm, any time now...

Fuck lawn grass, any type of them. Grow useful plants instead!

Yep, a little thing that measures radiation levels. Can't be dosed past a certain amount, there's a month quota and a year quota. There are people who have hit the year quota in one sitting, but that rarely happens.

If I grow a third arm it will have been worth it.

Thick bacon is a game changer.

Mine is currently from only people I actually know, and some regular influencers, and they don’t post a lot. I now get cooking ads, hiking stuff and weird gadget solutions for problems specific to other people.

I removed all the titty influencers from my instagram feed, but now all I get are people trying to grift their latest cooking gadget or fake diet regimen. I’d rather have the titties.

I think I’d rather see instagram models selling themselves than another influencer ad trying to sell me useless garbage.

I remember all the cheat codes from SNES MK3. Great game, but I’d take Trilogy over 3 easily.

Top five places to secretly fuck on a ship 5. reboiler 4. plenum 3. any anterior space access 2. [REDACTED] 1. Captain's quarters