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i think they just go outta their way to prove i want to fuck them.

he knows that, hes saying that, why else did she become off limits the moment he said no beer?... i dont think it about him being a douche its about nasty. a 19 year old was hitting on me at work. i posted about it, it was along time ago. she was asking me all kinds of personal question all the time, laughing at my jokes and joking around with me, wanted to be around me all the time, and she got excited and was always happy around me. she gave me her number and her facebook, so i told her i wanted her to try my game and she shot me down. so 19?

im sorry but this guy.... you could put on your profile youre a professional goat fucker and youd still get sex

speaking of in-a-zeni-da-vida, i know a dating app that will prove whether or not he can get laid. you guys know about pof? it is literally designed to find crazy people that just want sex. i know one that uses it and he gets laid.

by far the scariest thing is social security retirement. if we dont have programs to take care of the elderly, only people that earned a private retirement will be safe. i am someone that expects that i might never earn my own private retirement and i am pretty scared thinking ill be starving, cold, and alone when im old.

aww thats cute.

i dont speak french.

yeah well its going to be a lot harder to explain why i said "civil service" was one of them because it was only a coincidence they were located at our unemployment office when i went there to take tests. never been on unemployment though, but in some cases civil service does work with unemployment for job placement and applications

@Doom Metal Alchemist hey i thought of a much easier way to answer that question you asked because honestly, there is absolutely no easy answer for what you asked. i would have had to type for at least 15 minutes to answer it. ok so heres the easy shake down. programs designed by county welfare to get people back to work have been a thing for sometime. they dont really want you collecting. you have to participate in education, there is job seeking assistance and it is monitored that you are looking for a job. there are people hired from the department of labor to oversee employment skills training. then you have to add in the disability driven program and veterans programs all aimed at people returning to work. thats some of the programs i was talking about, but its in no way a comprehensive or accurate list. the op mentions lots of programs working with welfare. "welfare" doesnt have to mean county assistance, but thats a different point altogether to a lot of people "welfare programs" are socialist programs that are only concerned with one thing, taking care of citizens at absolutely no cost to them because otherwise their welfare would be in danger. examples are disability, unemployment, cash assistance, food stamps, energy assistance, medicare, medicaid and probably some i forgot

the link works for me i dont know what your talking about i answered your question again anyway, and those welfare to work, career link, civil service, everything is linked to welfare because when you get cash assistance you have to look for work, its a requirement. they keep on your ass.

disability programs called vocational rehab (vr theres tons of them) the department of labor, employment assistance, job coaches, classes, dude even the drug and alcohol agencies communicate with welfare about recipients

thats because youre bored with all the fucking truth in it. lazy piece of shit

but i didnt really expect this to be for me to answer tedious questions its just a statement, ok? https://www.google.com/search?q=prgrams+that+work+with+welfare&oq=prgrams+that+work+with+welfare&aqs=chrome..69i57.5063j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

in one sentence im saying: the government might not have enough money to pay for its own social programs one day. and the paradox is would that make the country fall apart? is it a system that will doom and bankrupt us?

no one in our country has ever talked about and im guessing never will. it ranks really high on the controversial and is extremely socialist, but had to be considered to at least as a non-issue. its probably about as weird as population control and euthanasia to some people but its not that bad and its not any kind of implimentation or problem with everyday life but it would greatly control the fate of millions eventually, and sociologists knew. the government may never benefit from supporting millions of people through welfare programs. there are many departments of government concerned with people that cant work or are getting back to work. there are more people working than not working, and the issue usually arises that each person would want to be self supportive and free of government assistance. the money that goes into that system effects everything, taxes, budgets, health care, food stamps, cash, or w/e. but they dont know about the millions of people NOT looking for work or will NOT ever work again because of disability or inability, and the downfall of eventually having more people being supported than the government can possibly pay. so do the other programs working WITH welfare benefit? because then it pays for itself. if the other programs are nearly 100% successful they gain all the tax money and human resources on those employers. people get jobs, its a great thing. so if welfare didnt pay for itself is the paradox.would society fall and genocide people because eventually there would be nothing to share and we would have to turn to death and starve, or eat each other? truth is, welfare pays for itself. people pay taxes their whole lives and only a percentage of them use welfare. most people are paid way ahead on welfare taxes. theres still the catch if you never paid taxes and collect. im sorry i told you its controversial and some of you probably think im inhumane for talking about this.

if you paid for my gym membership, hired and paid for my trainer, and paid for all of my time that i needed to lift... i would be a serious lifter. the people that took that pic shouldnt have used a sad baby right? it ruins it!

those are cheap. sometimes the regulators dont even work and a giant flame burns your eyebrows. sometimes they fall apart. but theyre good if you are broke. they are a miracle sometimes.

oh i got the joke though, but i got it different i guess i thought you meant a year was quick. i think 100 pounds in a year is quick, dont you?

thank you for asking. at one point in 16 i had stopped seeing a psychiatrist, i was doing really well in life, and stopped my meds thinking that kind of change wouldnt effect anything i had more serious problems then to let a shrink bullshit me. i was using a lot of energy boosters, weed and oxycodone. my metabolism went the opposite way to the extreme. i was 230ish then in about august, by november i was completely addicted to oxycodone and stopped eating i walked up to 20 miles a day, got a ton of exercise and some hard work too, ended up being weighed in at 165 at a hospital when i was homeless. then i got powerfully medicated and fed lots of food, endless comfort food and it helped me heal landing me a 265. now i am trying to lose some of it.

i mean its safe to expect to lose 30-40 pounds in the next year or so if i just diet hard when i past 250 for the first time in my life i didnt want to accept the awful size of me i went from 165 to 265 from jan 17 - jan 18. only extreme weight fluctuation in my life i know i will lose the weight because ive done weight management before and im thrilled to start a new diet, summers almost here and im riding my bike a lot, eating less, and the big thing is i care enough about it to kick myself in the ass and lose some weight. i dont like fat and i dont want to be ugly and out of shape. and its not fair because its chemical, but im going to kick its ass.

i have at least three problems contributing to my weight. when im healthy, which is never, im about 175 and fit (no big muscle) then when my metabolism acts up from chemicals i have to diet and im around 230. then if im sick and off my chemicals im about 165. then if im sick AND on chemicals, my weight would just continually goes up because my metabolism is so slow and i have addictive overeating because of the meds. so at that point ive been 265 and take dieting and exercise very seriously. only veggies, lean meats, 1 light snack 1 light meal per day, calorie counting, the whole sha-bang, because ima smoker and i dont want a heart attack. i ride a bike everywhere, sometimes 15 miles a day. i eat healthy. i know smoking is going to kill me but I AM GOING TO CONTROL THE FUCKING WEIGHT im not a fat slob its definitely my metabolism also if i was on coke id probably be like 145

do you guys want me to shut up? i didnt even sleep last night

are you lying?

yeah ill shoot some over to ya with my magic money rainbow that shoots outta my ass

mayonaisse is white, milk is white, eggs are white.... bread is fucking tan. i am taking this to the highest level.