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death_by_motorboat

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  1. yeah but if everything in the universe knew every thought you think and belief you have, and it was common knowledge, would you be able to operate like a normal human? you would be an avatar used by billions of users for example
  2. "personal" means the differences between you and me and that make us different. fuck finding differences in that shit people really dont interact well if things arent equal. it would be stupid to have secrets that defend who you are. thats the shit to be proud of. if our biggest problem is that i dont like the color of your hair dye, im still happy.
  3. what would be some of your biggest secrets? i dont keep many but, i have a few that regularly bother me. i think people would always point out when im wrong, important or not, big or small, there is always going to be someone who disagrees and causes arguments. i would be annoyed at competitive things, like motivations, accomplishments, guts and glory because people would know all of the details of my thinking and planning. i already dont like when secrets are used as tools of aggravation or hostility, or to be negative. i dont even think "personal" stuff is sensitive enough to even be secret, but theres that.
  4. did they also get to dress down because was casual Friday? maybe casual-tea friday was a corporate conspiracy to eliminate slackers and those who abuse email systems in the 21st century.
  5. now, now some kids dont even have boards.
  6. and there will be a cabinet of staph
  7. my mom told me im going to get a staph infection if i keep tattooing myself, and i think i believe her im not dirty enough to be infected by anything i live with though. i dont take my environment as serious as if i was around someone sick or had lots of exposure to people and public. ive been making doodles around my ex wifes name, next is probably going to be blue and purple swirls with green dust, behind the red and black. it will be a few months before i decide
  8. scoliosis. but sometimes even very severe scoliosis is completely painless
  9. even well planned lies are hard to live with for ever
  10. would you hands down, brawl to the death over penicillin?
  11. for example someone has to lie to someone to cheat them at anything. so they have invented this psycho-pretense that the other person cares if they get caught, acting as if something disturbed happened, they live on a liar's whim
  12. alright. care to disagree? what baseless, senseless, and useless asshole do you like most?
  13. ya know i figure you quitting the boards at your age to be contradictory to internet addiction behavior, and i do believe you have invested moral support in some of us. whereas you emotionally forgettting the computer and throwing it into a lake, even then youd still think of some of us sometimes.
  14. what its like not upholding a life of lies and invented pretenses?
  15. well you know all it takes is some freshy shit stink of an opinion to ruin a goddam week
  16. very opinionated people have all the facts they need, and how many of them are right? just how much bulllsh!t are we accustomed to as a society and how much do we have the tolerance to ignore?
  17. see, now youre fucking up my life because i cant remember now that you say that, why i like our mods and admins. youre making me feel like a fucking narc dude, chill out
  18. "sha doo-doo-doo-doo bop." and then its like "weeeoooweeeooooweeeeeeee nannanu nannanu nannanu," on the guitar and theres trolls dancing in the background?
  19. do you just not like the nationalism and patriotism? or is it because they are the actual ones? im asking if youre a anarchist or a pacifist?
  20. i didnt see inside the place. mayhaps they explodeded as wells.
  21. it couldve been worse. something burned up on someones stove... i thought it was the smell of someones dinner cooking but im 4 apartments away from his
  22. i really thought it was cabbage.
  23. im sitting here thinking to myself for an hour, wondering what one of the neighbors could be cooking up in their little kitchen. hurrying around, making goodies in an apron, while the cabbage steams away. *bubble bubble bubble* im thinking, "wow it must be a lot of cabbage," as the sulfur cloud is getting more pungent. i started to wonder what kind of meal of this cabbage would entail, but i didnt want to be nosey. then, smoke alarms started going off and there was a rush afoot on the first floor. as i descended the stairs the smoke cloud gets thicker and as i get to the bottom i can see smoke billowing out of one of the apartments. eager to know what happened i listened to the others conversations. someone fell asleep boiling eggs and they burned completely up in there. i gave them a hand with the smoke alarm momentarily but someone else said they would take care of it. i reassured them that i thought it was only someone boiling cabbage and i went back upstairs.
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