death_by_motorboat

Do you like imaginary sex or real sex more?

That's not a problem. Unless it's a problem by comparison; something being intruding during conceiving transgressing and ending. Ya know?

Do the flowers match the drapes?

Only $600 an hour or free here with me, so now eyes closed feet up pretend I'm not here and talk your problem out with yourself. **(Puts On Headphones)**

No it's usually not like that she's very casual on my birthday she took me to Canada and got me two T-shirts a new fleece sweatpants two cartons of cigarettes took me out for lunch and spent the day just with me Nine times out of ten she's just very good friend and also very good family but when thinks something isn't right she fights with me just like she always has

Yesterday was my birthday and my mom decided to fight with me at about 9 last night for no apparent reason She knows I was looking for a job and they called and I didn't call them back yet so she started freaking out And I don't even think anything is wrong so I just avoided her until about 5 minutes ago and she doesn't even remember I guess She acts like I'm still at 12 and I live with her you know I'm 35 and I live about 20 miles from her and she still makes everything I do somehow her business

Yeah so if he's calling them scans it advanced. Took me a minute to realize why he'd scare you... You mean he has not even informed you what the possibilities are? You make it sound like he's gonna want to replace your hip

A dual xray https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Blausen_0095_BoneDensitometryScan.png/220px-Blausen_0095_BoneDensitometryScan.png

I'm sure it won't be that bad because they would tell you what they're testing for.

It's not a scan Bone density machines sends radiation through vibration to a bone that needs help healing A bone density "scan" would just be called an xray

Using metaphor to insult an insane genius AND I DONT MEAN ON THIS BOARD IM KIDDING

I appreciate a condescending attitude, But breathe the fire of the enraged old beast? I too, must concede. If I still haven't soaked my daggers in his blood by morning, It's because I cleaned my ears with fire as to listen better for my enemies weakness. Can't do much with an attitude then.

Please return it along with your wallet to 555_mybutt_street

So surprised he lost that in 79 because the Zodiac was probably back in Prussia

I actually found a $5 bill last week on the ground and I thought to myself this must be a time-traveling hippies $5 bill because Because it didn't make sense for a 2009 dollar bill was doing on the ground in 2017 Am I right?

Dank A Shen

You had fuggs crying you were gone and she was scared you drowned in heroin or something

Wait I don't get it Wtf was the tomato soup for?

Hit her in da pooper

That sounds interesting. am I the only one invited?

You should definitely keep that beard

If you build it they will come.

Just don't use the free weights unless you have a spotter. If you can bench 235 and you know it, then stick with reps of 175 to be safe. Good luck

The guys probably sniff the dogs breath The guys yard is a trash heap. Mattresses bags of refuse, I don't know because what's in them could be actual garbage could be his parents whose to say ba scrap metal be pile never been more an abandoned pool old furniture a bunch of A/C's and a ton of shi be I can't see buried under the never been cut grass. Oh yeah and his skinny dog was laying on one of the mattresses the poor thing

You could do what I just did and piss off your neighbor by sneaking his emaciated dog some chicken