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the joke when stewie is bent on controlling some of his vocabulary pet peeves, he uses three examples of phrases that are very annoying to him and he thinks they should be shunned from english. they are: "irregardless" "a whole nother" and "all of the sudden" seeing this joke portrayed in front of such a huge audience like family guys, and thinking about it a little here and there for a while, i realized that "all of the sudden" and "all of a sudden" really arent nearly as different or as unacceptable to exchange as the other two. structurally not enough going on there to point out, yes annoying a little because its not the exact phrase we are used to in conversation, but grammatically correct and not as strange and unacceptable as the other two.

esteemed chiropractors agree, that donald trump is bad for your back.

my nose works fine, but there is something about oral fixation and mouth breathing that gets to me and i also like to breath through my teeth.

nothing weirder than a sweaty ass nipple, dripping scum into a thirsty mouth. complete turn off, ew. boob sweat is gross

im serious. he sent a recording of himself playing guitar too.

i dont know anything about what you said, and i can barely remember the Tekken stuff i liked...... so the kudo is for being the guy that knows EVeRYTHING about tekken. hope it landed in the right spot

nope. we all swore anything tekken is holy

im not allowed to see this because your poor Lupin would think i like your pussy and get mad

i juice popped

for about a year and a half. i thought our relationship deserved more than some pent up anger. i didnt think it was right he held a grudge and that i was inevitably forced to look at my own opinion. then, i gave in finally and texted an apologetic explanation and stuff about my situation when he and i argued about a previous encounter that was a little unfriendly. it worked out for the good and hes been texting me everyday since then.

i seriously want to know how you think saying that is funny or relative. im not laughing. i mean, just so everyone knows hes such a dirty little liar, no one would inform him if they thought i was guilty of something. hes totally making shit up.

i cant believe you would say that to mess with me. thats out of bounds.

i get the concept but why are you explaining your illegal job publicly? doesnt that make you feel uneasy or like youre revealing too much? so, ill make a short entry based on the fact that im not 100% agreeing that "illegal" stuff should go in with "the stuff i cant believe happened," and ill give you and example of something that did happen, and i cant believe it, but its 100% legal instead..., i hope you dont mind that i make that distinction? i played $40 on a $5 slot and hit $8500

ah... ok. definitely a robot

a demon of destruction that is constantly lovable.

are we a internet family? r u a robot?

shut up about it i havent got laid since last summer and my dick is starting to go stiff and have no feeling

accepting mistakes is the hardest part watching the pieces of life scattered in memories literally walking around in your mind with trumpets, acrobats, and jumpers tightening a snare called responsibility and regret out of whats left in your skull, that no one has ever felt before... its called responsibility and regret

says the man with the biggest problem.

im not sure what youre trying to tell me

Satan: "why are my children like this, who created you?"

and screamed and cried when they had to be bad, and hated life because they wanted to obey everything and never sin.

when i read the bible one of the many times, and having known a ton of thick accented jews over the years, i picked up on the fact that the pronunciation has a hard "E," that feigns into a "s" (like "eece" would be pronounced, E-is RA-el.) then "RA" is separeted from "el" by a distinct pause. so anyway with a thick dialects and slang or whatever "Es", sort of slowly became YisRA-el, then, RA-el somehow slowly became Ruh-el. So in fast dialect and slang a lot of the time it sounds like YisRoh-el or YisRY-el or YisRuh-el.... then lastly i want to mention the IZ-REAL isnt the pronunciation at all

are these jokes doing anything for ya?

i might be a yissraelite but i perfer to be call yissroyalian