death_by_motorboat

You have eyes, check 'em yosef

Try to trick an ATM

Can you share a little more I don't know the backstory

You can hacksaw Jim duggin but you can't hack a fish

You like your own posts on solo s&m night

What the fuck is jenkem?

I have physically seen him before

Because they develop lung disease. Anything for a dolla.

You just order the most disgusting combination patter. BY NAME.

Did the Harlem shake start happening

**Gets Stoned**

Is that a machine that helps non-swimmers swim?

SURRENDER THE FUTA AND WE WILL SPARE YOUR RIBS

This is fucking awesome news.... Will there be godzilla marathons on?

You don't have to wear any it's alright.

Extermination could take months. If you have a 6 month spray and you kill the majority within a couple weeks they'll stay gone, but you have to Spray literally everything. If you take it slowly it Can be done long term but either way get used To critters being there for now.

If you have indoor spiders you should just spray the perimeters and openings, in and under and behind all around everything you use personally, door jams, window frames, cupboards, cracks, holes, ceiling, walls.... all with home and garden supplies from the store. Let me tell you why. They will respect your perimeter by instinct and their senses, warn the colony, and the reason is because there must also be centipedes, and other basement and crevis dwellers. The remainder of the bugs will kill each other trying to survive. Dont put edible poisons out for rats or mice. If you have cockroaches or anything worse just Repeat the process a couple times and make sure you are not missing anything.

She gives me less faith in human kind

I still need a link or something to see what's funny I just see a bunch of videos about it after and those look horrendous

In his best old grandpa voice.... "Try the Centrum shit buddy it's righteous. Vitamins and shit, Sonny, drop a few."

Wait is this one of those things when he person pretends to faints just for the attention.

Ohhhk. Some narcoleptic bitch stands, xcuse me faints in front of a camera.... Why am I laughing?

Kick it in its robot ass that lazy hunk a metal

Go home drunk your truck

Imo.... Fer realz? My take is.... You are only a matter of inches (figuratively of course) from making some hyped up argument that the company had a conspiracy to wet your pants, flying off the handle, buying four hundred guns, and raping hostages in a flesh suit made of your mother, at your first strike at the infidels.