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death_by_motorboat

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  1. Hell yeah. If there's not a rule against it in your league.
  2. You have to learn to use adrenaline and focus. You can take a lot more pain than you are aware.
  3. No don't. I'm already not popular enough
  4. You just want me to do it so you can make fun of me after.
  5. With your tail fin, next to mine.
  6. I am leaving you for a smarter, younger cow.
  7. Evil Con Carne
  8. Ifeellikeshitandiwanttodie
  9. love is a two inch stiffy for the cheerleading squad
  10. A regular poster on the old board. Just a little confusion, sorries
  11. Love is the lowest possible abominable human greed
  12. I thought you were emptycookiejar?
  13. Love is educating the brain dead
  14. Love is living in a five star hotel because you don't want property taxes
  15. Love is the excuse perverts use to win you over
  16. Love is coverting to Muslim because there's already enough people that put themselves on the cross
  17. Love is marrying a hooker for the increased household income
  18. I'm sorry I was mad at two people at the same time and my fingers just started typing. I don't want to be pissed off all the time.
  19. Love is bacon wrapped scallops when all you need is cocaine.
  20. Everything should be fine because the messages are coded. No one will figure them out.
  21. No. There is literally no one else aware of that thread.
  22. My mother gave them to me. I think stroehman.
  23. They taste a lot like apples jacks.
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