Doom Metal Alchemist

I still refer to her as firefly. >_>

Stab them in the hands... So they ca't play their instruments. ;D

Metallica played here in 2003 and and Heaven and Hell in 2007. Other than that, I generally have to travel a few hours to the bay area for rock/metal concerts. We get a lot of country stars too, lol.

That's ok, he's dead.

What are gimbles?

I don't know why I was thinking about cocaine the other day, but I was. Now, I'm not the type to do drugs. I've been paying so little attention to the props that were just voted on in my state, but I think pot is legal here now. I still don't plan on using it. Ever. However, if I were to try it, fuck smoking it. I'd rather try an edible. That said, with cocaine, fuck snorting it. I'd rather smoke it. I guess a lot today's drug addicts feel the same way. Though please understand there is no way I'm ever trying cocaine. Before there was crack, everyone and their mother in certain industries was snorting cocaine like 24/7. I don't understand how anyone could snort anything up their nose, regardless of what it is. I've had really bad allergies all my life, and I could just imagine snorting powder would only exacerbate that. If crack didn't exist, I'd rather try literally any other drug under the sun before cocaine. Or, you know, no drugs at all. That would be fine too. And in old TV shows and movies (or current shows/movies set in the 70s/80s) characters often put a little cocaine on their teeth. Does that get one high too? Why wouldn't everyone do that instead of snorting it? Snorting it up your nose just seems like the absolute dumbest way to possibly get any substance of any kind into your body. Could you not eat the powder? Mix it into a drink? I think the inventor of crack thought along similar lines. Like "There's got to be some way I can take cocaine without flaring up my damn allergies." Voila, crack was invented.

If you call me greeny I'm gonna call you ghostrek.

Upvote for this one.

I'm pretty sure the holiday ranks come with their own colors.

Let's see if Luuv gave the Gentries like myself a holiday rank yet. EDIT: Nope.

WYLD STALLYONS! *air guitar*

Do edibles suck or something?

I like Wendy's 4 for 4.

It's weird I always liked Code Red because it tastes like fruit punch to me. Then they come out with a fruit punch flavor that tastes less like fruit punch to me. And then I find out Code Red is cherry.

Yup.

This is going to make me sound like a sexist pig, but... Breast implants that actually both look and feel real. Other than that, a guitar synthesizer that works as well as it's traditional keyboard counterpart.

I PUT BOTH TERMS IN THE THREAD TITLE AND OP TO AVOID THIS STUPID ARGUMENT, FUCK

Yeah I hate watermelon Jolly Ranchers, lol. They literally taste like puke to me.

Watermelon soda, eh? Never heard of that. I generally hate artificial watermelon flavor, so I'd probably hate watermelon soda.

Weird Al should parody Black Sabbath's Behind the Wall of Sleep as Behind the Wall of Trump.

Damn man, I didn't mean to offend. Judging by some of your other posts in this thread, I thought you were open to feedback on the matter, so I gave some. I'm not trying to tell you what to do with your board or anything.

Thank you.

It's definitely just the beginning.

BUT I WANT TO PLAY BY THE RULEZ To put it simply, is it ok to discuss each others' rants in the haters/complainers thread? At the very least, a 'yes' or a 'no' would be a satisfactory answer.

You actually did not say you were after my mom. But that does make more sense. ;D