Doom Metal Alchemist

Jeez. I hope I never experience that.

*space alien noises*

Damn.

I hate wind this time of year. It can make being outside unbearable.

Basically.

Yeah, that too.

Only little boys pull their pants all the way down.

It becomes second nature.

I think another part of that is the invention of the urinal makes it so guys can pee in more numbers at once than women can that have to all go in stalls.

It's ok to make a quick turn while leaving. When I do I look a bit up so I don't see the dick of the guy next to me.

It's not just don't make eye contact or look at their junk. Don't even turn your head. Straight up, straight down, or straight ahead.

They didn't just try, they succeeded. But I don't think their revival has been quite as popular as the vinyl revival. And yes it is fucking stupid.

That's fine too. As for the other person's comment about not looking down because another person's dick being in your peripheral vision... I've never had that problem looking down before. Also, I am all in favor of putting an empty urinal in between myself and the next guy. However, if the only urinal available is directly next to someone, I use it.

That's ridiculous. My main beefs with hipsters: The big goofy oversized glasses. Especially on women. Glasses, after decades of being dorky as fuck looking, actually started getting sexy in the 00s, but now they're dorky as fuck again. The man-bun. I've never liked the bun hair style on women. On men it looks beyond retarded.

So much this.

Look either straight ahead or straight down, don't talk to anyone.

Wow, I don't know what to say other than good luck, don't give up, and stay positive.

That's amusing. But is it just me, or are all those pinups artist renderings? I could've sworn they had cameras when pinups were popular.

For a little constructive criticism, his left leg looks abnormally long.

Good luck, lol. Maybe try those pills that truckers take.

Cake.

Restaurant waffles > pancakes > frozen waffles

Zeni abandoned the Rebecca persona once "she" became a big fat joke. >

I have a better idea, I'll rate your signature. 0/10 because IT'S TOO FUCKING BIG.