discolé monade

the 96 hours of pacterd is FINALLY coming to fruition. mwah muwahaha MUHAHWHWHAHAHWHAHA]

for those 80lb bags.

ok...THIS one always got me in the feels. in fact, wiping a tear away now.

those arm lifts paid off, yo'.

i got plans. i'll mail you something. share it downstairs.

oooh we should do a live something or another. like....everytime the vp says, 'it's really great. it's the greatest or the like' we have to take bong hit.

ok. but we aren't seriously considering that a canadian invasion is actually going to happen. jfc, no wonder the world points at us and laughs.

Step 4: Disregard logistics entirely

this one time, in tiajuana, there was this show. it wasn't something i would have sought out, but , well, when you are drunk and lost in tiajuana, some weird shit can go down. watching that buffoon get slapped around by *checks notes* 6 dicks is, simultaneously horrifying and captivating at the same time and drew me right back to that fucking ping-pong show.

so....you should purge. look for dm with address. >_> <_<

lol i know the situation isn't funny, but lordt, if that didn't seem like a guttenberg gag......

in vermont, schools offered french, but, french canadian bits were taught. mme marquis. who was from france, was the teacher, and hated everything about canadian french. lol

Users are now allowed to, for example, refer to “women as household objects or property” or “transgender or non-binary people as ‘it,’” according to a section of the policy prohibiting such speech that was crossed out. A new section of the policy notes Meta will allow “allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality.”

wow. posers

those poor NK boys/men. they got to see a small bit of the rest of the world. and for them it was porn and battle. and the families will not see a dime.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz is counting on strong relations between the German government and the incoming US administration under president Donald Trump. ok, but president musky is not playing fair.... BERLIN (AP) — German Chancellor Olaf Scholz says he’s staying “cool” against critical personal comments made by Elon Musk but finds it worrying that the U.S. billionaire makes the effort to get involved in a general election by endorsing the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party.

NOW we're cooking with gas!!!!

Key Points Elon Musk hit out at the U.K. government over the weekend, criticizing officials’ handling of historic child sex abuse cases. U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer said in response that the X owner had “crossed a line,” accusing Musk of “spreading lies and misinformation.” Musk asked X users on Sunday night whether the U.S. should “liberate the people of Britain from their tyrannical government.”

Instead of falsely claiming he won the election in a speech 2 miles from the U.S. Capitol, stoking a mob of his supporters to violently disrupt the counting of electoral votes, Donald Trump will be certified the winner by Congress.

wait. so, musky is not dittmann, and somebody figured that out, but got b& from twitter? lmao. this is the guy that's going to be in control of everything interwebs in the u.s., and it will be serious bizness.

Why it matters: The world's leading democracies are facing growing instability. Look to Germany, where Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in parliament, or the unprecedented government collapse in France. The big picture: Trudeau was facing pressure to call for an election before a scheduled one in October as Canadians reckon with high inflation and President-elect Trump's tariff threat.

honestly what helped me was arnold swarzenegger: how to be useful, available on spotify. lol, i'm actually going to buy the book, because there was a lot of great information he gave out. it was a good listen. 10/10 and getting off every social media platform. except this. it's social, and it's media.....

oh. i just saw that he pulled a comment in one of MY threads to prove some kind of 'gotcha' moment: patchwork edition. dude. you are such a sad sad sad little man. that duffle bag is fucking heinous, and you should be ashamed of yourself.