discolé monade

sells knock off's of the million dollar championship belt on ebay. he is killing it.

cosplays as the cowardly lion, JUST for the shirley temple curls. *iykyk*

currently working on a musical for 'plan 9 from outer space'.

has picnics with ants.

walks around his neighborhood as the town crier, yelling every on the hour, the time...and that all, is in fact well.

taught ritchie blackmore all the practical jokes he knew.....some say...well...you know what they say.

lmao....makes this user giggle ALL the time. << that's a truth... the myth is that he dropped dimes on someone in canada, and got them banned from multiple provinces.

wi will never not carry pocket sand.

was part of the SNL writing team, and actually did conan o'brians work load...but he doesn't like to talk about it....you know. *whispers* since he wasn't even in a pic collage of the 50th SNL special.

secretly replaces regular coffee with folgers decaf. at wawa's across n.j. , leans into an imaginary guest, and whispers 'let's watch'.

asks everyone "what if WE'RE the ones blind....and the blind can actually see?"

is a ghost writer for ghostrek.

lol lololol LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL i shaved today. first* time since october? got a nice head start on noshavember harry's razor 10/10 i think i have an idea for fur line knee high socks. at one point i looked down after trying to rinse the fur off the legs..... and thought there was a giant furry bug taking a shower with me for a split second.

loves to crank call best buys, to ask if they any refridgerators. and before the clerk can answer he yells "YOU BETTER CATCH IT! INTERRUPTING COW!

your mum wants no part of your shenanigans. i can see it in the font.

so a new friend gave me an anklet. she thought it was a bracelet. i'm not mad...at all, now i have a reason to shave. ALSO...i didn't know, and will try and get back...but the dauther of said friend, said that using sugar scrub or something of the like before you shave (use a light gel), no bumps or the like, i dont' normally have that issue, but i'm going to try just to see how it feels, and i will report back. p.p.s. i showed my new friend my leg. now...mind you i'm wearing work boots and strip athlete socks...and hair i can braid. she says...without skipping a beat (we are in the new friend stage) 'man...lesbians would love you'. O_O i'm pretty sure it was a compliment? maybe? lol...iono...

told johnny depp he's a perfect serial killer and should definately take the roll of the mad hatter.

trying so very hard to bring back 1800's barbers, that may or may not have doubled as a tooth yanker OR minced meat pie entrepeneur.

top 3 of their best she understood the assignment. and fucking hell that is brutal.

is more in tune to users then she cares to realize. ;]

bloody hell, that man looks like my parental units dopplegangar. see the smile.

awww. what a sweet young man. *that sounded WAY too old lady....even for me* happy day of birth mama of buddy.

once was invited to george forman's for burgers....to hear it from him, HE suggested forman share his grill with the masses. supposedly.

colder tits, than whats happening outside. our heater went into defrost mode. it's never gone into defrost mode. not to be mistaken with depeche mode.