i wish i knew how to knit. then i could make cable knit sweaters.
you shouldn't grow pot in your garden silly. but one can have a pot garden.
and i'm too young to be your grandma.
shitty as in, you have no morals or values (either work or life)? because being that and useless,
i don't think i'd be around that to have that person have to try to kiss my ass.
that's just toxic.
says the thirsty poser that can't even write a decent fan fic of that awful '50 shades'
so....very thirsty.
you should totally stick to writing about donkey riding gladiators.