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i thought it was a rocket launcher. iono...but i think i need to watch that movie again. as i get older, i find myself relating more to this dude.

shut up, scoob.

been there. done that. and even worse, no money. i have faith in you. *i'm not even sure what you do for a living* these are the moments i wish i was obscenely rich, and was like 'hey give me your address so i can send you a plushie' and in the plushie was like iono...10k$ good luck to you. <3 i truly mean this.

i know he's already a big boy. and so damn strong.

in his world of conflict, it was a lifetime.

ugh. i fell for that shit too. THOUGHT i'd be able to use it. when it came time to 'use it' or get reimbursed or whatever the phuq it was, the company stiffed me. and a few others i believe. well, i also seem to remember that the company i worked for dropped that plan,

this one time, a few months ago, i was at the store with the boy. he was particularly wild. as he was going back to mess with the giant m&m, i swung my leg into a hook shape and stopped his little ass. held that position while i paid for gas, put card away and got bag in hand. the dude behind me was impressed. i KNOW he thought is was a ninja mum. *to this day i have no idea HOW i did it. *whispers* niiinnnnjjjaaaaa*

wasn't he though? wasn't he?

ask your eye doc. and you should totally get them but if you don't. you should totally send me the 600$ i need a vacation.

yeah...i mean. do you NEED to work both at this point?

let's see. 1st and 4th went well. 1st was supposed to come 2 days earlier, but we got hit with a big earth quake, and while the 2nd after shock came, she stopped wanting to come. was sent home. during the 3rd big aftershock (which technically should have been classified as it's own earthquake) she was like 'nope..i'm out' 2nd had her chord wrapped around her neck. and nearly killed us. 3rd got stuck, and pooped in her sack. so, i got that extra day just to make sure her lungs were good. 4th was due like the 8th of the month? but doc wanted to induce because i had some weird heart shit going on. all of them i had terrible back labor, each progressively worse than the last. so i had to have epidural (that was fun while the building was literally moving)

i wish i could.

if i'm not mistaken, i THINK you can get them custom ordered?

pfft. i got 1 day. for each kid. ONE GAWD DAMN DAY oops. i did get 2 days for the youngest girl.

for real. i am being pulled from all directions. ALL. DIRECTIONS. i wish i could take a gawd damned vacation. i mean...i would settle for a mild heart attack for a 3 day stint at a hospital.

you forgot /s seriously. you forgot the /s /s /s

'falling down' epic story of a man, going to work, in the park.

she's letting us know she started her period. -___-

you should have just invited him. let him see how this place is. let people judge him for who HE is not because you are saying 'don't pick on my friend' ghostrek knows HOW to use spell check, but chooses not to. ghost can defend himself (he's not as fragile as you would think) but now you've drawn attention to him. i'm sure after his first scrambled sentence, and people were like 'dude' , he would have been perfectly capable of saying 'dude, i had a stroke, give me a break'

basterd

oh...i'm not saying mine would look anything like yours. i mean. it would be like me/cosco vs. you/cake boss. tbs.

but like a toddler's noodle necklace, people will 'awwww' it will be cute. seriously tho' i'd make him a cake for $100. but only 3 tier. because he's cheap. (j/k j/k)

if it's not a terribly extravagant affair, do the sheet cake. @Still Mecorrect me if i'm wrong, but doesn't michael's have diy designs that he can do on said cake? i mean, if he wanted to make 'his' special thing.

that's really weird because you told me it was worth it and you were happy with it. *shrugs*