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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. tell little momma, that this will be an excellent time to learn how to crotch kick a creep. and throat punch. she is a strong young lady, tell her you want to make she is strong in all aspects of her life. if not mma...try just boxing.
  2. hey, i don't even know how to do a spoiler. or delete. in one of the more obscure folders, there's a naked pic of me. >.> <.< what did you do. also, tweekers are weird.
  3. khaos in the kathouse daily dumploads marmalade madness. devine madness of the unseeing woman in the mass of chaotic problems that only she can solve. yeah...that's a good one.
  4. if this old man doesn't stop throwing rocks at my cats.... if this old man doesn't rip off the paper towel that he used as a 'booger`wipe'.... if this old man doesn't take a shower today..... if this old man doesn't turn off the t.v.s... i hate waking up to old people bullshit.
  5. i miss my friend so much.
  6. 2 minutes. both of ya'.
  7. ...and you mean on here? that's weird.
  8. *sigh* what is yiff?
  9. what is a waifu/husbandandruffradu?
  10. how hard is it to go out IRL and stay in character?
  11. and if you put that in a oreo cookie pie crust, and set it in the fridge for a couple hours. you have happiness on the easy.
  12. dr. finklestein. he was my civics and laws teacher. his brother apparently owned a suit shop, that catered to pimps apparently. so he'd wear pimp suits to class. he had every color of the rainbow. he also used a drum stick to silence the class, which i, of course, found appropriate places for, weekly. i thought he was a creep back then, but now, i just think i didn't appreciated his sense of style.
  13. this is HUGE!!! now, if somehow they could tangle tank girl in there, i would be so happy.
  14. is it because you touch yourself?
  15. you take those red mashed, and use sour cream in lieu of cream. add that fresh bacon. some chives , and a dash of cheese, for when you want an actual big ass baked potato, but only have the small ones.
  16. he's like a necessary 'evil' because some of this shit is gold.
  17. i change my mind. i'm pre~bagging THIS turkey.
  18. calling DIBS on this turkey.
  19. phuqu car alarm. going off every 2 hours.
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