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it is. but you should totz do deathnote. so many deaths.. like...death by necco wafer. death by candle wax in hair catching on fire. so many deaths.

a lady bic oh ffs. it was a lady shaver.

i want a divorce.

i'm not seeing erotic friend fic.

nevermind. i just actually read the entire string of words that was that sentence. carry on

yes ma'am. throwing a party FOR MYSELF!!!! j/k. but yes...i do need to jump all over this card. i got it when i bought my fancy purse.

yeah. ok. because that~nope..you know what. don't care. don't care.

i used to like blush/zin, but it was always...eh.could never really find a good one. then i got hooked on 'real housewives of nyc' and that crazy ass woman that always had to have pinot so i said 'sure, i'll try it' and hot damn if it wasn't everything. i love 'gnarly head'. i have a gift cert. for 160$ for wine i've yet to use. i need to use that.

pinot grigio!!!! that's how this not so white girl do it.

this bitch NEVER said my name!

you chase your first dates around applebee's parking lot? and you wonder why you don't get a second date.

i think it's the full moon, and all the rain and grey. people just getting those winter blues, and lashing out for the sake of lashing out. and...you're good man. you're good.

well... we would love to have you. the daughter could stay with the other daughter for those couple weeks. she/they would love that. and you all could have her room. has t.v./xbox it would be pretty easy to accomodate you both tbh. and your off time take you to savannah.

whaaaa?

tempers were high, now that it's over... can we just get

nah. i mean...who would want to come to this state? it's the worst. >.>

that's like 30 minutes from us. also..they do chicken. also, i think they're an aslyum city and the mayor was on queer eye. but... we are literally right here.

but... but... aw man. fine. well...where in this gawd forsaken state?

yeah..this guy knew his stuff. he really tried his best to no destroy the cedar. but it was already pretty damaged from hurricaine matthew. it's...just a messy mess. we're gonna' have to have someone come in and trim all of it. because as you know...these electric line contractors are only in it to remove from the lines they can't/won't get into making things pretty.

mom's. amirite? but i get it. i'd buy it too, but i wouldn't get offended. just give it to the one dude that did want it.