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how many of you use the same posting style you used on AS?
discolé monade replied to mumbo's topic in Free-For-All
this seems like a question that a bot would ask. -
if you could get rid of one safety feature what would it be?
discolé monade replied to Mini_ghost420's topic in Free-For-All
safety glass in skyscrapers. -
someone should call osha, i mean if they are really making you work in that.
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I swear this bitch is trying me on all the wrong levels
discolé monade replied to André Toulon's topic in Free-For-All
buddy. >.> whatcha' doin'? -
'it's like we're soul neighbors, and we're constantly borrowing sugar from each other' ~ stan
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hey. it popped up again on my feed. @nameraka this is what i was talking about.
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how big and where is the crack? did you check with safelite? can you get a temp inspection tag until you can get it repaired? Cracks and chips Pennsylvania has the following guidelines for cracked, chipped or defective windshields: Glass with shatters or sharp edges that are exposed are not permitted. No cracks or chips in the center of the driver’s side of the windshield are permitted. Large cracks or chips or areas of discoloration that interfere with the driver’s vision are not permitted in any area of the windshield, side windows or rear window. Any areas of etching in the glass other than those required for identification of the vehicle are not permitted on the windshield. Etchings that extend more than three and one-half inch from the lowest exposed point of the rear window and back side windows are not permitted.
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no..i meant you stole my zinger. damnit.
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et tu, tengu? et tu? damnit. you and enad.
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touch my food, and i will end you.
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i'm moving to where ever the hell mini ghost is. because..that's my kind of town.
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SUGAR AND SUGAR and a little wax and some fondant and SUGAR!!!
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lies! i still have half a bag. and some hidden gobstoppers. and peppermint puffs.
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INB4! candy corn is the sweet sweet mix of sugar and sugar.
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woke up from a power nap that was the direct result of candy corn! yes...the autumn mix candy corn. sugar high crash indeed.
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If you could safely ride one animal, what would it be?
discolé monade replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Free-For-All
well...i thought this was 'what if' *goes to jo~jo the war elephant in my back yard* it's ok jo~jo...it's ok. -
i'm giving you a 'like' because that is just your opinion. and you should be ashamed of this opinion.
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ah..see, i don't even know when the new season premieres, i thought it was already airing.
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i had satellite. but when we moved here, i decided not to renew my contract, because at that time, netflix had everything i wanted. then i got hulu ~ for the anime, but now, both have become quite disappointing. i mean..not terrible...but not like it was.
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If you could safely ride one animal, what would it be?
discolé monade replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Free-For-All
giraffe. also, penguins. strapped to my feet, like rocket boots. -
it can be a little confusing, but, you catch on after a while. i love it, but sadly have not seen any of the new seasons with lady dr. stupid netflix and hulu don't offer it.
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you're horrible, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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a guy and his girlfriend go to a urologist. the guy says to the urologist my girlfriend wants me to have a bigger dick, so what can you do for me? the urologist says we have many options, this one's a 4 inch, this one is a 6 inch, and we have this new experimental one that is a baby elephant nose, and it's 18 inches and prehensile, and the guy says 'oh absolutely not!' and the girlfriend says 'hell yes!' so the the guy gets the surgery, and everything goes fine. several months later he's eating dinner at his girlfriends house and the whole family is sitting at the table. as a plate of potatoes is passed by him, her mother sees something snake out quickly and grab a potato and go back under the table. the mother asks 'what was that, and can you do it again?' he smiles and says 'i'm pretty sure i can do it, but i don't know if can fit another potato in my ass'. ta dum dum tsssss
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i used to buy bras from vs, but they never quite fit right. i mean, i would get the matching panties, and i would wear garters and stockings, but, i no longer can afford those luxuries. nor do i have the body to pull it off.