discolé monade

apparently shortly after this post was made, guybeardme slipped into a food coma. he will come out of it soon.

i am REALLY enjoying this game. the visual is amazing. the gameplay is easy going. but man oh man, there's SO much stuff to do. i see all the stuff i'm gonna' have to go back and do. 10/10

this is gay pride month.

yes please.

we make good sex together. you like the fur babies, and they like you. so, here's a ring *the one you picked out* let's just take this path together and see what happens. and plus, i like your good sex stuff.

i know you are a history buff, so, just a little more insight to military members serving during wwii.

would you say.....frisky like a dingo? >.> <.< *i'll show myself out.

like you could take a nap.

the end result of being tossed off the pier by dirty mike and boys, i would imagine. there's street code amongst those rapscallions. rapists get tossed to the fishes.

i don't twitter. but watch me whip (kill it) now watch me nae nae (ok) *i'll show myself out.

i rescued a dove, that's wings were clipped, and she couldn't fly far. she'd fly around the house and land on your head. (if she didn't like you, she'd shit on you; that only happened 2x to some folks) anyway...said bird had a very tall bird cage, one of those victorian kind of things.. she was in the 'den' that had the bar overlooking... and there i am, chopping up a whole chicken. after i was done and cleaned up, i let her out, and she perched on top of the curtains, judging me, the entire rest of the day.

why are you even looking this up? fucking weirdo. also. fuck your 'man~splaining' bullshit.

i was going to post 'la vie en rose' but i forgot about the nip. also, how could i forget this queen?

when i was 4, my grandpa and i were eating an orange. i asked about the seeds, he told me if you plant them, they will grow. now, i'm not sure if i was planting, or just storing; for future planting. but, that night, i had a little trip to e.r. to remove 6 orange seeds from my nose. good times.

well, i said 'that was fucking racist'. meaning the statement, but if you took it as me calling YOU racist...well, then, don't know what to tell you.

get a little bent out of shape. you made a~what was it...oh yes... so...i, in turn, made a comment about a person making a joke about dumb black stereotypes.

wut? *looks back at post* i ...don't see where i mentioned jobs... but m'kay. it's weird how white people get bent out of shape about being called racist... you'd think it's like calling a black person ni**er. *shrugs*

is it? is that really how i acted? or...did i confirm what you JUST literally did?

bloody hell *goes up stairs in mind vault~starts tossing papers out of a storage box* there we go....nice and tucked into the uselss knowledge vault.

oh absolutely. if you're looking to drop a quick 5 lbs. absolutely.

>.> you know who i meant. got one in the fridge now. MiL got it.

well, that was fucking racist.