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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. wears blond wigs while traveling by air.
  2. starting now. rashida jones and chris o'dowd. i like both of them.
  3. when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana.
  4. I bought a Cybertruck for my business. After receiving threats, I paid over $400 to teach my staff self-defense. I'm the owner of Voss Insurance Group, an agency that helps people navigate retirement and transition to Medicare. We don't work for the federal government but we facilitate enrolling people in prescription drug coverage, Medicare supplements, and Medicare Advantage.
  5. Israeli strike leaves Gaza City’s last fully functioning hospital out of service as offensive escalates
  6. goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?'
  7. has naked badmintion tournies in his back yard, several times a year. he also is the local bondsman's favorite customer.
  8. has continuely applied for secretary of the robert stack fan club. he keeps submitting his glamour shot pics, but no bites yet.
  9. so, you're not coming to georgia to fix my house, i see.
  10. anybody gotten into it yet? i usually binge the entire season. it looks...interesting.
  11. sure is, mar-a-lago gets sucked into a sinkhole while the entire family attends the 345 golf tourny that year.
  12. shakes his fists angrily at the grass and yells 'stop growing on my yard'
  13. doesn't know that brand has been arrested for...bad bad things.
  14. i wonder how inspired the krassensteins were in getting voters out there? all the virtual signaling is gross.
  15. eats green beans with his toes.
  16. doesn't realize that i don't really know anything about the wrestling world, other than he did smell what the rock was cooking, while seeing john cena in the corner really giving it to one of those twins.
  17. likes to dress like the chairman of the board and stroll around walmart like....
  18. has a shrine to mr hoonié in his basement.
  19. his favorite animal is the piggy, and is planning an elaborate trip to the bay of pigs, because 'awwww'
  20. @1pooh4u i think john oliver said there are 2 in maine, and one of them can't even play well, just happy to be part of something. that's the thing..we're not even talking elite/pro, we're talking about kids. this country has become such a clown show. handmaid's tale last season is out. and it's fucking EERY.
  21. secrectly replaces neighbors premium coffee blend with taster's choice, then watches.
  22. ^ close it's 'hey sexy booooyyyyfrrrriiiieeeeennnnndd walks around the mall with a tape recorder, and loudly says 'no intelligent carbon lifeforms have presented themselves. hail globgork;
  23. plans elborate escapes routes, from his local grocery store.
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