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mighty mouse. underdog the boy and mr. peabody. that was the morning lineup. once popeye came on, it was out the door before the first one could end, or i'd be late.

lol penis pic

is working on a mental manipulative manipulator to make people quit their job. it's some real professer x shit.

moved off the mashed potato bit, because he doesn't want you to know, every tuesday is mashed potato night, where, our TAO, is compelled to maked mushy replicants of 'devil's tower'.

is trying to bring back the potato battery.

knows how to trip the light fantastic.

chinese takeout all weekend. i make a takeaway last 3 days. if i pick up, she'll put so much more and pop a coke in too. she likes me. i like her. necco wafers. apples. vanilla chai tea. all weekend. water. kudasi, do you make gravy from scratch? you have the perfect base with the crockpot chicken. great. now i'm hungry again. i guess i could make some cookies. eat some pickles.

may or may not be a paid plant in wwe audiences.

has been known to toot a lot of pipes.

remembers how cool the golden crisp bear was.

rides a segway around the mall, directing traffic, writing citations, you know...paul blart stuff.

... nope

loved the new age way the coneheads slept.

that wasn't the one i wanted to post... this was.

still trying to make that bedsheet into a parachute. he's mastered the art of 'tuck and roll' landing and hasn't broken anything since '02

will neither confirm nor deny knowing the whereabouts of d.b. cooper.

these things please, and capture the imagination of turnips like ...well nevermind. and it's turnips like.....nevermind, that pass around and post this type of bullshit. adding to the further distraction about what's really important. and what's actually happening. finally AI can't do anything right now, WITHOUT A PROMPT. which means a PERSON (without watching yet another clickbait video) did this...not a ghost in the machine. so many critical things going on, and people have to appease and sooth dumb twats.

was the one that leaked it to mike johnson about the war on christmas.

if you weren't mixing coca cola and poprocks to see exactly WHAT mikey liked about it, then what were you even doing ?

started the very first 'tiffany fan club' in his county. he's the only member. but going strong since 1997.

carries kelbasa in his parachute pants, in case of a flash bbq.