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outstanding! i KNEW you'd get it.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Minamimoto

but honestly. some asshole kid at school is going to shatter this bubble for you. happened to the girls.

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passion fruit. YAAYYYOOOOO

oooh. i like that goddess braid. i think the feed in braids would give me a bad headache. maybe.

the intial 20 minutes...eeghads. but after..it's kind of like a tatoo...at least to me. but it's been a while since i've had it done.

45/mos unlimited data. it would save you $

ok...i thought you were messin' with me. i just looked it up. that is CUTE! i was partially serious...partially joking. i used to get the front braided, and leave the back. *also...i would never do a jane child. however cool she used to be

maybe. maybe get some extensions. maybe.

happy day of birth!

happy day of birth!

i keep reading this as 'cleaning bowl'

gargle with salt water. for the gums and throat. and, have you ever tried a saline nasal wash? i just got 2 sent to me from the v.a. (this last visit was kin to how they used to operate. she looked at my throat, and said 'you have allergies' i said 'not normally, no' and i got 4 nasal sprays, and 2 of these contraptions, that looks like little teapots~i've yet to try them, as i don't normally have a problem with allergies~~but i digress). it looks like it could clear some slime/blockage out. *oh yeah! feel better*

well..that 'burn' went over like a fart in an elevator.

mmmm. nothing says fresh bathroom like lemon scented shit.

eeeverybody a little gay.

ah yes...the ole' reading comprehension skills are on point. /s/

awww. that's sweet. thank you. but, that's the advantage of being old and craggly. got not time for tip toeing around. just speak truth. also... @mthor WE GOT A REQUEST FOR TIDDY PICS! FINALLY! VICTORY IS OURS!

gawd damnit. i have nothing to do with his shenanigans. it's like.... it's like i didn't even exist until this schmuck. fml. **RAGE QUITS**

i am sad. i binged the whole thing. omg! he was so wonderful. and pat oswald. fantastic voicing. great straight man.

please. for the love of buddha, do NOT put garlic in your vaginas. thank you.

oh...he's 100x extra in this. and he is amazing.