katt_goddess

*banned for dad joke

Don't be all besmirching the purity that is my shining glowing paw.

I only eat chicken sandwiches using white bread and mayo. I've never owned a coffee cup that didn't have something printed on it. I glow-in-the-dark. I burst into flames upon prolonged contact with sunlight.

Woman Suffers Massive Burns After Requesting an 'Authentic Brazilian' at Local Beauty Shop.

I wish. I can't float worth a damn most of the time and like 1/4th of my weight is pure boob. You'd think they'd be built-in floatation devices but nope. Worthless. And I agree with Bouvre in that it seems like a bad idea for a public office event. Most people who are already aware of their weight issues aren't going to feel very good advertising something that they've probably lied about on their own driver's license. And then not even managing to place because Skinny Minnie in the Hello Kitty cubical dropped 10 pounds with a single sneeze is just added insult. If you are the type that maybe needs the incentive but not the potential shame and the office still goes through with it, participate covertly instead. If results are updated regularly, check your own progress privately. You may not win the money but you might still lose the weight without anyone having to know how much.

Man Washes Winning Lotto Ticket, Finds All Sock Pairs - "I'd say it's still a pretty good day"

I'm not as close as I usually am by this time but I'm almost done too. Everyone gets a stuffed baby dragon from Dragon Con [ all my niecelettes and the nephew love the hell out of dragons ] . Eldest niecelette also currently getting a hand-tooled leather journal and something else yet to be determined. Nephew and baby niecelette are getting some Transformers stickers and Con patches as well as somethings else yet to be determined. Although I'm really looking at actual Transformers. They are both insane for robots-in-disguise.

One of the troubles that comes with not caring to be caught on film is that I've never taken a pic with him despite the opportunities I've had. I was at least going to post the pic I took back in Oct 2000 when he got his hands in cement for the Walk of Fame around here. But I can't find it. It was one of those things that was carefully packed up with intent to eventually frame and I think the Mystery Closet ate it. Which means it'll get burped up / out eventually. So I'll post the autograph from that first concert as well as the infamous 'One More Minute' scarf that he came out in the audience and gave me during the show. NERD!

He knows 'real' polka, the lessons he got as a child were for classic accordion which he uses as part of the pop culture medleys on the albums.

Happy 60th Birfday to Alfred Matthew Yankovic! Here's to a guy who ate so many twinkie-wiener sandwiches 30 years ago that he is now perfectly preserved.

Woot Woot! Heard it's your hatchday!

Almost every Sunday as part of my routine of celebrating not killing anyone at work, I head over to Dunn's Brothers for a fancy coffee and either a sandwich or a pastry. It's my fancy coffee time. That location is closing Oct 31 - I had to find out from the news. Now I have to go to Caribou and fight with hipster wannabes and their laptops just to get a fancy coffee on the weekends. During winter. On Sundays. The line is always a bitch there and I always get stuck behind the ass-clown that has to order half the menu but each drink has to be hand crafted or they'll shoot blood out of their pores. I drink coffee for everyone else's protection. I don't want to walk an extra block+ for something that will freeze before I get home.

I'm angry now. I work in retail and I've been staring at shitty crapmas stuff since March only to click this thread.

No. You are here because you decided to keep making alts over and over and over again since your previous decisions on your original account didn't pan out so well. I'm here because I haven't logged out yet and crappy shout-out threads from the easily triggered feed my black soul. Further, you're the one who immediately resorts to 'insults' rather than actual discussions so don't expect to really get anything more than that, 'cupcake' .

Naw, it's called I googled something to doublecheck on him and found out about the whole T-series pissing match. I don't watch game play channels because they don't really appeal to me. Pewdiepie is barely on my radar. And to claim that you can't challenge legitimate media on a youtube budget is a bit ingenious. Plenty of people put out excellent creator content with far less than he has managed to make over the years. It is probably more likely he dropped doing that because playing video games is easier content to spit out as long as the game isn't owned by someone who strikes content for the hell of it.

My dick would destroy you. The Aztec's called it 'The Feathered Serpent' . You keep harping about how horrible the place is, a place that you got perma'd from for being such a loser that even Luuv decided you needed an extended vacation. You are here now only because you are allowed to be here. You can cry about how you are so picked on constantly while being a little nit yourself but being here is not an American Right, it's a privilege that can be revoked at any time by the one covering the bills. Want to change any of that, pay up or shut up. And I merely pointed that all out to you in one of your many current threads. Which apparently is horribly threatening to you to hear and scares you because it's not what you want to hear. Honestly suck it up, buttercup. You are the one that has nothing going on in your life otherwise you would have been out there doing stuff this entire time instead of popping ass pimples and complaining that no one understands your genius until you could actually get back on here to post.

Who could ever be jealous of someone who plays Minecraft? And naw, he hovers around that. He's been losing subscribers for awhile now because people realized following some edgelord who plays video games and insults people for lols isn't worth it even if he's supposedly sending some of his profits from monetizing his stupidity to charities. And I looked it up - he's getting his ass whuped by a Bollywood soundtrack channel. He's a youtube 'celebrity' and nothing more. He's 'Fred' but without a movie deal from Nickelodeon. And if you really want to complain about the way things are done around here, pay the bills, hot shot. Until then, this is the United Forum of KN and if it's decided to boot your ass yet again for being a pud, guess what? You go.

So? People like train wrecks and some like them more than others.

Since when has PewDiePie been relevant for anything other than being a deliberate dink and then crying like a little girl about how people call him a dink?

Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have failed IB 101. -.-;

He Boiled For Your Sins. Get it right, dude!