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1938 Packard

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  1. Does she work at Hooters?
  2. Twisting the words to an old song.
  3. On the Boardwalk, I can build a snowman. It can stand there, watching Murphy Brown. Channel surf a lot with Mr. Snowman... til some dirty wino knocks him down.
  4. The last whole pizza I ate was Baltimore Grill. And yeah... 7-11 is way cheap compared to that. Ya know what's cheaper than that? The two fatty pork chops I ate today.
  5. That reminds me... I haven't tried a five dollar 7-11 pizza yet.
  6. Ick.. I try to avoid the whole scene. Nobody who is truly in shape would be caught in a place like that.
  7. Yeungling lager. Fat Tire lager. Bitburger pilsner.
  8. In order from left to right: Casual, Baron Von Furstenbedd, Steampunk, Stately and Ye Olde Codger.
  9. I would explore the entire globe, with my teleportation abilities. Oh, and if anybody tries to rob me, I'd open a portal and have him sucked into a black hole.
  10. Congratulations on getting a house sold. A year on the market is actually pretty fast, compared to certain other markets. I knew a lady who spent four years trying to sell her Margate town house. That was despite having spent thirty grand on updates and improvements.
  11. It's astounding how much cat hair turns up in the filter cup of my vacuum cleaner every week. How do such tiny animals manage to shed so much?
  12. It ain't the news. It's Trump in a fake Talking Heads video. Same as he ever was.
  13. We all need maids to do that.
  14. I guess she was asleep or absent when the home economics teacher was demonstrating laundry skills on the team uniforms.
  15. That's gotta be expensive compared to using detergent.
  16. Take it easy on the soap there, Nucky. You only need a little bit for these new high efficiency models.
  17. No. Not much use for copper. If I ever do need it, it's easier to just buy some at Lowes.
  18. The vantage point is not part of the foreground.
  19. Where do you get the notion of squatting?
  20. That's all new construction taking place in the foreground.
  21. Except it's not a hotel or casino.
  22. My employer used to hand out fifteen pound turkeys to all workers. I'd lug mine all the way to Philly so my older brother could cook it and serve it up to a house full of guests. I didn't have a freezer or an oven at that time.
  23. Weed... oh, I know... A variety of weeds! Ginseng, catnip, lemon balm, ginkgo biloba, kava kava and good old pennywort.
  24. They have a long way to go. The computer is good enough to keep balance and coordination, which is great for an electronic brain. The mechanics of it are another story. Gears, motors, pistons and relays are 1920's tech and don't belong in modern robotics. The next generation robots will have artificial muscles.
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