1938 Packard

Five years with him babbling through my Blaupunkt and the closest I ever heard him say to that was when he lamented some doctors being paid commission for certain prescriptions.

Tuning a radio isn't a crime, idiot.

Okay... so, why does Nielsen count ratings in every market when you think nobody ever listens to radio?

Manhattan and Los Angeles are big radio markets too. And Philly, and Houston, Dallas, Toronto...

His most adamant critics have never heard his show.

Let me see whether Savage can pull off ratings like that here, too.

So, the New York radio market doesn't exist? Why is Michael Savage rated number one in that city and time slot?

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You're thinking about Wyoming.

Old boss: Stated openly to my shop steward that I have a problem with authority. New boss: Recently handed me a merit award for good team work. The award was endorsed by a senior VP. I haven't changed at all. What accounts for the difference of opinion?

What has he stolen and who is that you deem to be more deserving?

What's there to laugh at? I don't know anybody who doesn't listen to radio. It's just the station choices that make the difference. There's the top 40 station, the country station, the local college station, two news and talk stations, the oldies station... Everybody picks one or two.

Can I exchange them for wulongs?

It's a group thing, silly. Nielsen will also see which shows are least popular by the number of people tuning out at certain times. Maybe hockey will finally get canned next year in favor of something newsworthy.

At least that's the way it has been, but my most recent envelope says Nielsen. Maybe they merged or something.

Nielsen sent me a radio listening log. Good, maybe my favorite station would get the hint that news and commentary listeners tune out when sporting events pop on.

I'll take your word for it.

I guess you didn't see the "soap lady" at the Mutter College of Physicians Medical Museum. A totally severe case of grave wax.

You should see what a fat person looks like after having been buried for two hundred years.

So, you didn't see what's going on between Russia and China?

Now, all I have to do is wait and see what this brick will buy after the U.S. dollar is knocked of its pedestal as the standard of international trade.

Now, try buying it at that price.

Have you tried to buy a brick like this lately?

Ended up getting more than I needed. Yes, it was more expensive than my medical bill. Cigarette lighter covers up serial number.

Hint: It's not a government agency.