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UnevenEdge

1938 Packard

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  1. And here are your two pensions, your medical insurance, your seniority rights, your access to dispute mediation, your paid vacations, your periodic bonuses, your ever growing severance package, your disability insurance and your low cost prescription plan.
  2. "Sign up here for your FREE chance to win this new car!", yells the barker. Now, read the fine print. The offer is void to residents of 47 states and all non U.S. residents. Your signature authorizes the sponsor and all of its affiliates to harass you at all ridiculous hours of day or night with sales calls, even if you're on a "do not call" registry. So, it's just a scam. Yet, I can stand there for an hour and lose count of how many people fall for it.
  3. Don't be a bump on a lump. Now, you can do something about it. First, take your eyes off the road and read his license plate. Next, take one hand off the wheel and fish through your purse or glove compartment for your cell phone. Now, stare at your cell phone and try to dial #77 while your car is hitting potholes at 70mph. Tell the operator all about the reckless tardo. It's that easy.
  4. stop wearing brown shirts
  5. Convenient, though. Compared to yesterday, when I had a three quarter pound pork chop that had soaked in whiskey for twenty four hours. There's less clean up time with the pie.
  6. 860 calories 78 grams carbohydrate 24 grams protein I'll do something to burn that off.
  7. They married, had kids and later decided they couldn't stand each other. Way too many personality conflicts, incidents of cheating on both sides, etc. They stayed together and hid their problems from the kids for a very long time because they really thought a divorce would cause all sorts of abandonment issues and such with the kids. I don't get it. All three of those kids are now grown and doing very well professionally, married with kids of their own and by now are very well aware of their parents' difficulties. So, I don't see why the couple stays married on paper while residing in separate houses. Get on with the damned divorce already. I'm sure the "kids" would applaud it.
  8. Most of the kids in my class wanted to drummers in rock bands, professional hockey goalies, casino game dealers, teachers and even one that said he wanted to be a lawyer. The majority of them are either dead or in prison. The one who said he wanted to be a lawyer ended up as a HVAC technician. I'm not broke... I have no major debts besides this mortgage and I finish every month in the black. That means, cash on hand, undedicated.
  9. So, you can't be friends with anybody who doesn't do a similar job to yours and isn't on the same income level. That explains a lot about you.
  10. Because nobody here has any visible basis for hating me. I'm learning how trolling bullies think.
  11. What's with this totally retarded "spoilers within spoilers" thing? Just make your damned point, if you have one.
  12. All you have to do is put me in your ignore box when that's your opinion. You come into my threads, troll me and change the topic. Stop being such a whiner.
  13. Do you know how to run a floor buffer without causing a few thousand dollars in damage to the furnishings and walls? Who are your references and may we contact them to verify your performance?
  14. For my job, I didn't file an application until three weeks after I was already hired and working. The person who interviewed me just took my name, social security number and me fill a w4. She did ask a lot of questions about experience, etc. The application later was just a formality to satisfy the company requirements.
  15. Why does everything need a punch line?
  16. Not rare, not coveted, not particularly valuable. It just has some really dynamite cover art, in my opinion. So, I bought it and will have it framed for display. Browsed six of them and picked the one of best overall condition. It involves a character that was popular from the early 1940's to the mid 1970's. If it ever rises value, that would be a plus, but I'm not counting on it.
  17. I really don't see where you're trying to fit the Klan into any of this.
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  19. People wanted to shake the snow globe because candidates that were groomed for the position were not bringing the desired results.
  20. She and Caesar had something going on? Stinks like corruption.
  21. Ancient Egyptians had a method of moving giant carved boulders long distances without the benefit of cranes, trucks or most of the stuff we use now. They couldn't put their heads together and math up how to beat off the Romans?
  22. Picking yourself up by the bootstraps is easy. When you're being dragged by the bootstraps, you have a problem.
  23. I have a pair of jeans that I bought in 2005. They're frayed and have holes. They're not my on the town wear anymore. Just keeping them for house chore day.
  24. Scented soap, Arm and Hammer stick deodorant.
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