Zenigundam

Hell nah...

There's this 32 year old cougar at my job who always shoots me these angry looks because I guess she thinks I'm oogling legal age babes and she's trying to get me to pay attention, so she has to put on this fake angry look to make me out to be a creep and her out to be the indignant whistleblower on something that's not even going on. You see how ridiculous this is getting? I don't get why older women are so jealous of the new age women. 🤷‍♂️🐍🎅💏

Good idea. I'll ask for a birth certificate and her school ID to be safe. Could always ask her dad, but I just feel like dads can be jerks about these situations.

*Reads your post and suddenly falls asleep on top of the hot 17 year old woman he met from OkCupid* 😴❤💏

Those ages are legal in my state. Not all heroes wear capes. 👨‍💼

Well age isn't the only requirement, but a hot legal age 16 or 17 year old woman would go well with me. Peanut. Butter and Jelly 😌

I'm not a creepy stalker, I'm a charming freelance researcher. 🤦‍♂️

Those hips... those tender lips... 👫

29 is way too old. She's gonna die when I'm like 40 and then I'll have to find a new wife. 🤦‍♂️

I can't stand those words.

Yeah right, not for job background checks lol

This thread was so alpha. I'm not a control freak, but I'm definitely at the command center controls with these sexy, legal women. 🕹🐺💓👫

That's so 15 months ago. I'll never go in on that outdated warrant. 😌

I don't think so, but if the girl is actually an undercover cop, I get the feeling we won't meet up because he'll be afraid of getting beat up. 😥

Imagine if I pull up in the Uber to pick her up and her teacher tells her not to get in, and I flip my shades down and say something cool like, "Beat it, pops, you're too old for her. Let's roll, babe." 🦒 Uber is like a limo experience compared to the guys with their provisional licenses and first cars and their futile efforts to impress her. 🚘

Do you know how weird that'll look if I'm seeing walking down the street with her? People will think I'm her little brother. If I'm seen getting into an Uber with an 18 year old hottie after she gets out, people will think we look cute together. ❤🐰💪

She keeps texting me back. I think it's because she's 29. I wanna date one of the new 18 year old women who popped up on OKC this past week, but none of them have gotten back to me yet. They're the ones I want to text because I won't get a reply back right away and they'll make me want them more because I'll feel like I have to curtail their bad girl behavior. 🏃‍♀️🐺👫

Ummm yeah... I would think so after dating lb

The title of my first hovdl

Yeah ur copyi gbn me I shave all the time 👨‍💼

Dr Zeni has da somurojs!!! 💪🔥👫

Ph now I remember lol yeah I think I posted about how I cursed out employers who did that to ke in tha p last, yeah lol. Anyway, back to my 🍺🍺🍺 WEE=EEEHAAHHHH!!!!! 🐺🐺🐺

Who are they talking to instead of me... they better not meet up...

What's up with those angry smileys lol. I only use those when I talk to girls on OKC and they stop replying but keep logging back in. 😡

I don't get how it's creepy lol, I'm exactly the same, but yes back on topic... I forgot what the topic was....