Zenigundam

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The Last Alpha Hero

And a kiss leads to making out and making out leads to undressing and undressing leads to.... SEXXXXXX 🐼 *hyperventilates* 💓

I'm fantasizing about doing this with this cute, legal age teenage woman who I'm into. *giggle chills* 💏 Twill be so smooth

Wow, I thought everybody in here was joking. Holy shit... am I the last alpha out there?

I don't stop until I get answers basically, but if the typical dodgy behavior isn't going down, then our sex is an other worldly experience. However, most of the time my strong love turns me into an astute (alpha male) detective who wants the answers, all of them. 👫🐺💪

Were you guys dating at some point?

Nope

What's wrong? Couldn't quote me directly? Too intimidated by the badass, alpha aura that emits from my muscles? 😌

The 90s were a very long time ago, I can't speak extensively on them as I was a kid, but Generation Z makes the 90s seem like Valhalla with all the bullshit that they're into. 👨‍🔬

Paneer, it's this awful tasting Indian cheese, it really tastes like crap. Nothing that you said though

Happy Birthday, but who... who's that?

Halloween was the best movie of 2018. Spider-Man has never been the best movie in any given year. 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

As in I need my steak to be well done and I douse it in A1 barbecue sauce. 👊👊👊

Well done Are there seriously zero alpha males in here? I'm the first to post this alpha reply. 🐺

I've heard about that. Well, I don't really wanna join forces with people who have been ignored by hot legal age teenage women, so none of that "#metoo" crap for me, for it would conflict with my lone wolf alpha male warrior nature. I'll just handle things my own way. *narrows Google and FB search filters* 🐺

I use it for free. The only reason I would get IP banned again would be because of jealousy. 🤦‍♂️

They can't do that. They need me...

Two blocks in one day after getting replies at first... Am I losing my touch or are some of these legal age babes just out of control these days?

So apparently, "Why are you doing this?" and "Stop ignoring me. 😡" are responses that are worthy of getting blocked and reported to OKC. I better not get banned again... *cracks knuckles* 🐺

tsar, the Blackhawks are terrible. 😌

Those hips... those tender lips... 👩‍🎓

That's why I need a legal age hottie. I can't go through this alone... 👫🐰💓

I passed out at around 4 last night, and I had a nightmare that the cops were banging at my door because I followed a girl home and got her number and then when she only texted me back once, I sent a ton of more texts and started cursing her out, so the cops were banging at my door to bring me in, and I started to barricade myself in my room, but suddenly I heard the front door downstairs cave in and I heard their heavy footsteps running up the stairs, so I started to look for anything I could use in self defense and then all of a sudden I got spun into this black hole that looks exactly like the one from SSB Ultimate, and I started free falling with no parachute at a frightening speed down toward the city, and then I woke up right before impact and was terrified for a moment that the police part was real. 🦒

Nothing beats the feeling of wrapping your muscles around a legal age 18 year hottie while her parents think she's sleeping over at a friend's house, but she's actually just wrapped in your muscles in a king size bed in an overpriced hotel room... and you're both naked... *gets the giggle chills* 💓💓💓