Zenigundam

19 year olds aren't necessarily crazy, Pooh. 25+ year old women tend to be crazy (due to years of poor decisions and failed relationships). 19 year olds are generally working with clean slates. 🐰🤠💓💓💏

Wtf? Haha, you're funny because I only go after legal age teens and you talk as if you've ever had to pull your zipper down for anything other than taking a piss in a Wal-Mart bathroom! 🐻🐶😏👊🍕💓🐰🔥

Watch your mouth, lil fella. 😏

Thank you for calling them women. *heart pounds furiously, hormones explode* 🔥

A shot of love. Stop watching murder mystery shows you creep.

(Legal) Generation Z... *gets the giggle chills* 💓😦🐻🍕💪

Give him a shot. If a 19 year old biddie hit me up on Tinder, I would give her a shot if ya know what I mean. 💏

27 is dangerous cougar status.

"Glasses" houses? Please try to make some sense, little guy. 😏 Also, don't be jealous because I'm copping the sexy, legal age teens while you need to go for destroyed women in the 26-34 range, who are getting out of 7 failed relationships.

How does it go again? Thinking it's the first stage song.

Dude, I haven't worked over 25 hours a week in over four years! 🐻 Keep that grind going... 💪

17 year olds are legal... and, trust me, they ain't so little. 💏 (Badass reference from S.W.A.T.)

Don't go there... *biceps begin to expand*

Yeah, but back in 2006/07 you guys were telling me to date (legal) high schoolers. Smh, make up your damn minds. 🤦‍♂️

Wow... I don't go well with these 27-32 year old cougars at all now that I think about it.

How the FUCK do you talk to that turtle in that one cave early on in Final Fantasy III? I've been rocking this game on my Super Nintendo Classic lately, and I feel like there's a hidden passageway or some shit that makes it so that I can talk to him.

Good luck, people need to stop abusing substances

Lmao I'm not even triggered, just think it's dumb that the Arab dude and the guy who said "you probably only like white guys" were the only ones who were alpha and aggressive in their pursuit of you and you foolishly passed them up for some military bums who don't even drink real liquor probably fake getting hammered off of PBR, actually maybe they do legitimately get hammered off of a 16oz can of PBR because they're just weak beta boys, yeah that's what the world is coming to, alpha uprising, fuck these betas. 👽👽💪😯😯😯💪💪💪💓🍕🍕🌭💏💏🐰🤧🐻🐻🐻

Please don't curse at me. 😦 If you wanna go on a date, cursing me out isn't gonna work. 🐰

*falls asleep* Please be succinct, baby Pooh. 🤦‍♂️

I'll never stop sleeping. Don't you ever tell me what to do. Stop hooking up with military beta males and let the alpha males who you foolishly spurn punch it in.

Dude are you serious

*falls asleep*

Dude you're just a kid you don't understand the world

lupin_bebop, stop trying to act all big and bad. It's laughable honestly.