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The Evil Dr. Longshadow

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  1. Mamdani is going to win the mayoral race by a plurality in New York because the Republican voters there won't unite behind one candidate for the Replublican ticket. They're too divided. So, what comes next will be Mamdani's fight to abolish private property and make all housing government owned. That means he has to find some way to sidestep the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution, specifically the "Takings" clause.
  2. I never worked overtime, even when the boss tried to mandate it.
  3. Now, it's finished. Typical party fare with the macaroni salad, cole slaw, the grilled pork rolls, etc.
  4. I didn't ask what's for dinner tonight, but it's going to be here.
  5. Making a tea concoction. Valerian, lemon balm, kava root, ginkgo biloba and lactuca virosa.
  6. Really, now? So, you're okay with a state legislator strike, as long as Democrats are doing it. If Republicans had tried the same thing, you'd want them all criminally charged.
  7. Yeah, everybody in there is just fine, as long as they're all in 100% agreement. No opposition allowed. That's also how Pol Pot came into power.
  8. For adamantly and successfully resisting an urge to shove an M-80 up the nose of somebody who really deserves that.
  9. Let's outlaw the practice of elected officials steering huge government contracts to corporations that they have personally invested in.
  10. https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/how-do-401ks-work-frequently-asked-questions
  11. Store fronts that blast music from five hundred watt speakers at the front door. Like, okay... I get it. You sell three hundred dollar sneakers to people with no money and big credit cards. I know you're there, I see you there and blasting your music to a level that could be heard a quarter mile away is not tempting me to buy your stuff.
  12. My Dad was a huge fan of crock pot cooking. Granted, you can come out with some very good chili and stews with one, but unless you're feeding four people or more, it creates an overstock of food. Like, how many times in a week could I eat from the same pot of stew?
  13. A fiction writer is a person who gets paid to daydream. When he starts letting other people tell him what to write, he's not a fiction writer anymore. He's a stenographer.
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