The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Chorizo on hot dog rolls

Did a hand plant on the tip of the Washington Monument

Eats macaroni through his nose

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-05-22/small-plane-crash-san-diego

Bic twin blade.

Apple is working on one. In news reports, it sounded like a new phone app that could read your mind. Well, not quite unless the necessary implant is in your brain for it. Sorry about the line of ads in the article. https://mashable.com/article/apple-synchron-thought-controls

It's either that or he just says stuff to troll a few people. Remember that he had been hiring contractors to construct or renovate large buildings for decades. He should already know that making Alcatraz a useable structure could be cost prohibitive.

Much easier said than done. Would it be more cost effective to just build a brand new prison than renovate, retrofit and upgrade a crumbling old mess like Alcatraz? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/trump-order-agencies-reopen-alcatraz/3860304/%3famp=1

They all die, eventually.

If anybody starts manipulating time and space, how would we know? Our thoughts and memories are kept in time. Change anything in history and our memories will change with it.

The primary tariff target is China. A man in China could funnel his exports through the penguin island in order to evade the tariff.

If anybody spreads bullshit, it eventually gets found out in a free society. That's the marketplace of ideas. In places where the government controls the whole marketplace, it's too often that the bullshit prevails and the facts remain hidden.