The Evil Dr. Longshadow

That's your goal.

Request denied.

You already know the answer and I'm not in a mood to say exactly what you're afraid to say.

Among the mushrooms, perhaps? That's going to need at least a small piece of silver. Don't go out without any.

You're an anthropomorphic singing clam.

"I AM the LORD, thy GOD! I shall see NO others before ME!" - God of Abraham, Old Testament. Ego, much?

I didn't say funded. Funding changes and grows over time. I said, "vested". There's a difference.

No. That's the bank's problem for not maintaining adequate capital.

Egg salad with a dab of bleu cheese dressing along with the mayo.

I have a lot of badges and pins that won't make me a superior person. They're fun to wear. No need for any laws that require them. Others can just... be.

No such book here. But, have fun trying to solve anything Eris does.

Oh, THIS I gotta hear... How do YOU think it works?

Nah, she'll just end up causing another stir that can't be explained by any scientific or statistical measures.

Some judges only apply the law when it happens to be convenient, because they're too busy pushing a personal, political or social agenda. For example, a judge who suffers from chronic Trump Derangement Syndrome should not be put in charge of any case sgainst Trump.

It's cartoon. Deal with it.

If you're referring to my litigation, that's a separate item from the pension.

Why would I do that?

I wonder what Eris has been up to lately.

Who are they... Stop kidding yourself. They're all just as disorganized as we are.

What makes my pension a lie? This lie as you call it is paying my bills now. Many people don't have pensions at all. Or, they waited too long to latch onto one and so they're not fully vested until they're in their late fifties.

The best among the deities are those who do not desire to be worshipped. They lead by example. . . I look for the forgotten or overlooked. There's no organizaton to it.

Really, now? Something about a library being compressed into a small marble. .

I'm not productive? Is it becsuse I had a fully vested pension at age thirty three and spent twenty six more years making it fatter?

What job?

Yeah... it's just like the day I noticed that an episode of Spider Man and an episode of Rocket Robin Hood had exactly the same plot line.