Sofa King Kule

Or climbing on stuff that can't support their weight.

That's where a lot of tourists end up, after doing some dumb shit that they wouldn't dare to try at home.

I'd probably reside there, just so I can lift a minivan without a jack.

Any place with a gift shop.

And don't buy any moon rock jewelry.

I heard that everything is radioactive on the moon. No atmosphere to stop the sun's more harmful rays.

Don't expect retail to take any, that's for sure. Certain other venues? Better than cash.

Well, I can be thankful for Morgan dollars.

I'm old and do a lot of lifting.

You really wanna know? It was not a coil mattress. All stuffing. Like a pillow, stuffed mattresses fall flat over time. Unlike a pillow, you can't restore it by putting it in the washer. It won't fit there. They have to be periodically replaced. You can't sleep on a flattened mattress when you have two herniated disks. As for disposal, the furniture guys here won't carry out the old one. That's why the new one was $275 instead of $350. Kind of like the difference between flying coach and flying first class.

Oof! Can't budge it!

Saturday Night Live

I did just get sick of Comcast about fifteen years ago. Every three months, they would either raise the rate or move two of my most watched channels to a more expensive tier. It used to be thirty dollars per month for over 100 channels on basic. By the time I finally quit and sent back their equipment, it was over $160 just for the minimum, basic seventy channels, all shit. This new digital broadcast is phenomenal. Clarity that rivals cable. I know it's only twenty channels, but at least I don't have to pay anything to watch a marathon of Bait Cars or a classic Dragnet episode. Then, there's Fox, NBC, ABC, CBS, etc.

The internet here is on a wireless base transceiver. It doesn't use any cable. The cable is connected to a digital broadcast ready antenna. I'm getting about twenty stations out of Philadelphia and Delaware.

I just went and looked at the wire again. Shouldn't the specs be printed on it? It was on the old 75 ohm. Nothing here. It's also much thinner than the old wire, about half the diameter.

That's what cadaver sniffing dogs are for. Do I look like Tony Soprano over here?

I don't know. I just read the ohm rating and saw that it was less than the 75 ohm sold at retail electronic stores. If you have a better insight, that would be super.

Now, that has to be better than anything a Kuerig can make.

Oh, you sure topped it. Is that supposed to be a real product or is it just akin to the fake ads that the original SNL used to have?

And what's done with stuff that has been so crunched together as to be almost inseparable, such as in an industrial grade trash compactor? But, that's beside the point. We're still talking about this open top dumpster. It might be fast, easy and perhaps even economical to try sorting and recycling from there, but only if the people using it are playing by the rules. We have six smaller dumpsters to hold the regular household trash and food waste. That stuff doesn't belong in the bulk dumpster, but, there it is... Just because we have some tenants too lazy to walk the extra few yards to a small dumpster. So, when a 25 inch crt is shattered in the front and then bags of rancid gravy and dirty Depends fill the resulting cavity, who is going to pick the flyback transformer out of that thing and say, "Here's a valuable recycling item!" ?

Bait is what you put on a hook. Unless, you're selling major appliances. That's when the fabulous bargain on a twenty five cubic foot side by side is conveniently out of stock and only the smaller one that costs three times as much is available.

Sure, let's go with the highest out of twenty... Said nobody, ever.

They just pay the lowest bidder for a five year contract. You figure out the rest.

Channel surfing. The real radio station here used to preempt regular programming every time the Flyers were playing. They lost my listenership during those hours. Where did I go? Tv, internet... Back to the radio... "The Hell is this? Boring as a radio mime hour... Oh, it's NPR. Next station..."