Sofa King Kule

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I'm the Grassy Gnome

That's fair, because I don't see the greatness of collecting McDonald's Happy Meal toys on a desk for three years.

Well, those cubicle folks sure do have a high turnover rate.

Will pack for tortillas.

Got any tortillas?

Right now, it's nothing capable.

You can't steal a thing that is already disowned.

Tell that to Ai Enma.

No. They usually slide out the back door and open a Linkedin account to find other jobs.

The few who take no interest in sports.

Yes.

I said, "a few" of them.

Go piss on a brick wall and see how much of it is still on the wall three days later.

Going for that oxymoron?

Golly, if only I had that much interest in it. Seriously, I can have more fun just watching the moon.

Nothing important, just seventy five pounds of old shoes and some boxes of candy canes left over from God knows when in a trash can. Looks like someone got kicked out of an office.

No, but I tipped more than fifty percent when ordering delivery. Have you rode in a rented car and have it catch fire halfway through the trip?

And I'll bet a few Japanese people would rather watch a Broadway musical.

They just call it hockey. No ball. It's just as boring as any ball game, even when they started using the illuminated pucks.

I knew what it meant. It was in a manga, with translation back in 1992.

Just proving a point. When it's legible without following the stroke order, don't bother criticizing me about it. It seems that rubber stamps, typewriters and glass bent into neon signage doesn't follow it, either. If other people had recognized that, this thread would not exist.

Pastime? Every tv station can take their baseball, football, basketball, racquetball, hockey ball and every other kind of ball... And throw it out an airlock.

Just not diligently pursuing it.

I'm chairman of the bored . Change the channel, please.