Maybe one day they'll make an anatomically-correct "Out of the Closet Ken" and gay men everywhere can use his head to stimulate prostate orgasm.
I'm sure you would find something extremely homophobic about that as well, though.
Every post you make screams "Please notice me, senpai."
Maybe one day you'll be a master troll but you just don't amuse me.
Don't kill yourself. It would be a waste of time.