gurfgurston

As long as my wiener keeps working I’ll be fine

Clickbait title has disappointed me

I remember

they're no worse than those evil people running corporations

This

FARTS! PEE PEE!

You people are lunatics

Do it for Russia!

Do it for America

That’s a suburban legend

Every time I get up at night to pee, I shake my wiener to get the piss out. I lie back in bed, content and happy with my day’s choices. I start to sleep...BOOM! A droplet of pee falls out of my mushroom cap! Then I have to change my boxers, because I can’t rest knowing there are pee remnants on my skin. Is this unavoidable?

I’ll have my people call his people. He’s probably hard to get ahold of and mentally I don’t know if I can handle it yet

You know...the more I stare at it....

NO! MAKE IT GO AWAY

Duh! Why isn’t everyone saying this? How come no one says this to my ex wife?

i can't i'm too busy

behold: https://sindyshade.bandcamp.com/album/nothing-feels-right