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its that spooky time of the year! what are you going to be dressed as? you know what I'm going to be? A FUCKING GROWN UP! stop dressing up, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO HAVE FUN!! KNOCK IT OFF! if you don't have kids to take trick or treating, then YOU SHOULD BE WORKING! GET A JOB! and why don't you have kids? TIME IS TICKING!

Life is a wierd rant

*sniff* that's beautiful, man.

is this place kind of like the aftermath of the babbling era? or is it a mix of that and new people? i'm trying to figure out what kind of peeps we got here. we have zenigundam here, does he still make videos? those always amused me. whats he been up to?

i never liked the godfather movies

you’ll understand when you’re older

YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE!

that's how fucking lazy i am. if someone else is in the bathroom, i dont want them to think im gross so i just turn the faucet on for a few seconds, and put my hand under the air thing. but i dont actually wash them. but then i thought "with all the effort it takes to PRETEND to wash them, i could just really wash them". but then i usually go back to thinking about fat chicks farting on my penis. so if you ever shake my hand, you are also shaking my cock i'm afraid.

I CAN FINALLY POST!