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HEY! THATS SOMEONES WIFE YOURE TALKING ABOUT!!

you're sitting out in a park reading a harry potter novel, cos you're a stupid fucking nerd. all of a sudden i pop up behind you. "BOO!" i yell. it startles you, and you let out an uncomfortable laugh. i'm smiling at you. but slowly, my smile turns into a frown. you've never seen a more serious face in your life. "eat my farts" i say. "what? no" you reply. then i grab your head. we wrestle for a good five minutes, and no music is playing. all you hear is the sound of our tussling. "EAT IT! EAT THE FARTS" I scream. you start to cry as i release a fart into your mouth. you gag and throw up a little. "Fucking piece of shit" I say. then i spit on you and walk away. you are curled up in the fetal position. like a little tarted up hussy.

thats not nice. you're gonna make a lil gurf cry

im not satisfied with your answers. i want to know what rick moranis is DOING, not what he's done.

i don't. i don't think i've ever watched an anime from begining to end. tell my why i should. which one should i watch? why? and where should i watch it? why is the sky blue? what happened to rick moranis? are the kids from the cast of SALUTE YOUR SHORTS ok? please answer all of these questions.

OP is there any way you can get me in this movie? tell them i juggle or something.

What’s her stage name?

Discuss Star Wars.(NOTE: this is the OFFICIAL Star Wars thread. Anyone who attempts to make any other Star Wars threads will be sued to the full extent of the law.)

you're a ts pornstar? what?

THANK YOU! FINALLY!

BAR HAR HAR HAR

the gangster would eat the little candy guy, probably

IT'S ME!! I WANNA SEE PICTURES OF YO FEET!

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brah calm down! you're gonna make it!