Skinko

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That tends to happen when your mom is dead.

When suddenly your dad walks in, and he's like, "Oh my God, I can't believe my own son is a homo!" And you're like, "Wait, I've never even met my dad, who the fuck are you?" And it turns out to be your high school geology teacher who's been stalking you for 11 years waiting for the moment when he can live out his incest threesome fantasy? We've all been there, right?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yes, because all dog are puppy.

Change your settings so it shows 50 posts per page. Maybe that'll help. That's the way God intended the boards to be anyway.

You rang?

Shit, that's the measure of proof? Well, damn... I guess I never met my former uncle-in-law. He was never a huge source of stress and anger in my family's lives. There's no picture.

Would still hit it.

But let's not act like she's not a hot piece of ass.

Yeah, well... That seems fair, actually.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on. I'm missing a very important detail here. Did they get any post-fucking pizza?

You... you do know who you're talking about here, right?

Steady af boyz http://www.onlinepersonalitytests.org/disc/S?utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Your+DISC+Test+Results&utm_campaign=Your+DISC+Test+Results tl;dr: I'm a damn good employee because I'm comfortable doing the boring stuff with patience, and I care about my coworkers. And it accurately surmises that I avoid conflict at all costs, which means I don't necessarily face issues I may have head on (which is how you end up in that awful warehouse job I had for two years ). So yeah, I'd say it pretty well nailed me.

Well, don't people cocaine in their butts, right? I imagine Red Bull would have a similar effect.

I always pegged you as having a strong D. I'm gonna take the shit out of that test tho. Sounds fun. Although I kind of expect to click "finish" and the website says "Says here you're a little bitch."

OOHHH IN MY SCENARIO I WAS THE ONE DOING THE FUCKING BUT YOU TURNED IT AROUND ON ME NOW THE EGG IS TRULY ON MY FACE (but srsly I would knock his spine out of alignment with my wang)

I'm not sure that's a chance I'm willing to take. With my friend's penis that totally isn't mine. <.<

So like, is a tsunami basically the ocean's equivalent to putting an ear to a shell?

Are you speaking from experience here, or just hazarding a guess? Because I don't really want my dick MY FRIEND'S DICK to burn.

That's not the most reassuring answer, I must admit.

Would it make my urethra burn like fuck, or just be kinda cold and tingly on the head for a minute? I mean, I wouldn't do it, I was just... uh, asking for a friend.

I prefer "grandfatherly gentleman that watches Naraku dance on camera while I pay him in Bitcoin."

I would fuck the shit out of TIC. Just to teach him a lesson. A sexy lesson about what it's like to jizz without having your dick touched.