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y'know, looking back at it, that last one could be super girl or a stripper... :-\

Men aren't sensible enough to buy pepper spray....we don't do half measures, so we buy guns.... 8)

No, thankfully all the tests have come back negative so far

and i'll be the best god damn host you've ever seen...i'll be twice as shameless as Chris Harrison

y'know what's weird....I was thinkin' about it when they made that other thread about you...if you were really and truly as determined as you say you are to getting a girlfriend, it would happen...it's not that hard...I mean, when you toss out all the qualifying factors most people stumble upon on their way to a relationship, you get there pretty damn quick... I feel like we should do some sort of social experiment

This seems like the beginning of something....are you starting a cult??? is it one where you tell us a space ship is coming to take us someplace better, but first we have to drink sunny D or some shit like that??? if so.... i'm in -_'

comida

oh yeah, the greatest O0 :420: :brownbottle: :beer:

that's wasted effort the moment she spots your st. name and number

Crazy doesn't take direction :-\

I always assumed that's what all sidekicks were -_'

More of an advice giver than a hero...he just left after telling them that

Trailer Film

bitches

I'll try most anything once...though that does, more often than not, lead me to this...

I can't find it, but there was one where bobby lee played a Korean farmer who was adopted by some lady who thought he was a baby...one of the best I can't breathe laughs i've ever had...

:-\

> that was awesome...I miss mad Tv

This sounded weird, so I went to webmd...the possible causes aside form the obvious blow to the face seem doctor visit worthy...you can't just accept random bleeding spells

fun timez, eh wink ;D