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my hate for the 80's has never been clearer to me than it is right now

It's the same one...he got the same damn stripper pregnant....AGAIN > I just learned about the first pregnancy...and the abortion payoff attempt...and I think a lawsuit...after alllllll that.....

attaboi...we'll be rich I tells ya

what do you two lovers have goin' on? is it funny? don't tell me if it's not funny

I tried to embed the gif but it didn't take....I hate the story the local news came up with after that shit show....turned it into an anti-biker thing the car illegally crossed the double yellows and essentially committed attempted murder...

the NBA draft and Paul George recently impregnating a stripper for the second time got me thinkin'......pre-perforated condoms....million dollar idea waddya think....room on the ground floor for early investors

not me...worst comes to worst, I got a full proof plan for prison...take out the biggest baddest mofo on day one....can't fail wink

fixed O0

as far as I know, this is 100% correct

how do you win? why do lesbians like it? I wanna say I got this from a movie, but I don't know which....

why not both...and why just drunk ???

the judge said it's the first time he ever had to do that...ya boy's a question on the bar exam wink

yaaaaayyyyy....fun timez

mistaaaaaaaaaake watching that movie drunk will fuck you up....

I'm making Bob Murray Memes

wait, they're not making more Sherlock...wtf they could of taken the years inbetween Sherlock seasons to toss out Have Blood Will Travel....damn these british bastids and their wonderfully crafted shows

Oprah, here we come.....is that still a thing....I think she still does this...no wait, Ellen....Ellen, here we come

Dracula, huh....what can they do that hasn't been done with vampires... don't get me wrong, i'll watch, but it's all recycled at this point...

hahahaha.....if only

whut

that settles it then....in our ride clip you can be the one who's chill about it and i'll be the one covered in his own vomit and feces :poop:

idk, but I sympathize...I almost fell out of a ride when I was a kid...I actually wasn't supposed to be on it, but I took advantage of a timely opportunity to sneak on...stupid chest clamp or whatever it's called didn't clamp all the way down for someone my size...I was floating out and fuckin' held on for dear life...made that ride real as fuck though

I'm not laughing at him, but I can't stop laughing...

ok, this kid is justified...